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Bizarre Theory Fidel Castro Is Justin Trudeau’s Biological Father Emerges Online
by Shifra on November 29, 2016Well, this would certainly account for Trudeau’s praise of Castro when hearing of his death. But probably could be better accounted for by Lt. Col. Ralph Peters’ observation that Justin Trudeau “has the intellectual heft of cotton candy.” The photo with Castro holding baby, standing next to Trudeau’s mother, helped fuel this rumor, but Gizmodo is reporting the baby is not, in fact, Justin Trudeau. Oh well… Via American Mirror. Many in the free world were taken aback by the stunningly sympathetic remembrance of Cuban dictator by Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. In his statement, Trudeau expressed “deep sorrow” after learning of “the death of Cuba’s longest serving president,” CNN reported. “Fidel Castro was a larger than life leader who...
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Body Language Expert: What Really Happened at the Trump-Obama WH Meeting
by Shifra on November 13, 2016This should be a very interesting Inauguration. Via Daily Mail. President Barack Obama and Donald Trump put on a united front and vowed to work together in what appeared to be a friendly meeting at the White House Thursday…. But even to the untrained eye it was clear there was some tension, and body language expert Patti Wood has analyzed the first meeting between the most powerful man in America and the person chosen to replace him. Obama was ‘extremely fatigued, resigned and not hopeful’, while Trump was ‘tentative, serious and perhaps fearful’, Wood told DailyMail.com…. ‘If you look at the seating position – their lower legs,’ Wood explains, ‘they are both in the male, alpha position saying “I am...
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WaPo: Is Your Dog’s Halloween Costume Sexist?
by Shifra on October 30, 2016This column recently appeared in the Washington Post. It is not from The Onion. Really… And here is a great costume I found for dogs on Halloween. Sure to be a big hit with the “Diversity Police.” Via WaPo. Young girls may be discarding their princess wands for superhero capes this Halloween, but not so in the canine world. The glass ceiling appears to be firmly in place at PetSmart, where career costumes labeled “male” include firefighter and police officer, while female dogs can choose between a pink cowgirl costume and pink loofah. On the site BaxterBoo.com, options for your female pooch include “sweet heart nurse” or French maid. “Any tidy girl dog will look adorable wearing this French Maid...
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Video: Hillary Happy Chicago Cubs Are in ‘Super Bowl’
by Shifra on October 27, 2016This is almost as ridiculous as Hillary announcing, as she ran for the Senate from NY State, that she was a life-long Yankees Fan. Hillary’s mix-up starts at the 18:45 mark. If you do watch the entire video, you will want those eighteen minutes back…trust me. You’re welcome. Via American Mirror. ….After one of the hosts showed her his t-shirt featuring a photo of Clinton in a Yankees hat, he said, “I heard you were a Cubs fan,” about halfway through the interview. “I am,” she responded, “that’s my National League team.” “Y’all in the Super Bowl, I mean the World Series,” he said. “Yeah, we’re in the Super Bowl,” Clinton said, before the other hosts jumped in to correct...
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Why Did Obama Order U.S. Flags Flown at Half-Mast in Honor of Shimon Peres?
by Shifra on September 29, 2016After eight years of bullying and hectoring Israel, Obama orders all US flags to be flown at half-mast in honor of the late former President of Israel. This is like the abusive guy who throws his girlfriend down the stairs, breaking her leg, and then buys her flowers. Sorry, but my “Pander-Radar” is at full blast right now. Via JTA. President Barack Obama announced he was heading to Jerusalem to attend the funeral of Shimon Peres and ordered flags flown at half-staff, a rare honor for foreign leaders. In a proclamation late Wednesday, Obama said he ordered the flags to fly at “half-staff at the White House and on all public buildings and grounds, at all military posts and naval...
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Flashback: Hillary on Situation Room Photo: Maybe I Was Preventing A Cough
by Shifra on September 9, 2016Remember this iconic photo? Back in 2011, it was assumed that Hillary was transfixed by something she saw, in real time, in the Osama Bin Laden raid. But maybe Hillary is actually telling the truth here: She said it might have been a coughing spell. Via CBS News. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton says she has “no idea” what she was looking at when a photographer snapped the now-iconic image of her, President Obama, and other top national security officials during a Situation Room briefing on the Osama bin Laden raid – but she suspects her expressive demeanor in the photograph may have had less to do with national security than one might think. “I am somewhat sheepishly concerned that...
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(Video) Hillary’s Mystery Man Strikes Again
by Shifra on September 8, 2016OK, this is getting weird: Who is this guy, and why is he always at Hillary’s side? Via American Mirror. As Hillary Clinton pulled up on an airport tarmac to address the media, all eyes were on her black van — and the two Secret Service agents preparing to open its doors. Clinton’s mystery handler exited the passenger seat of the van and went around the front to the other side. Several moments later, Clinton appeared from the other side of the van around the rear, with her handler following closely behind…. ****************************************************
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(Video) Hillary Gets Help Walking Onto Stage at American Legion Speech
by Shifra on September 1, 2016Was this Hillary’s idea of a Grand Entrance? Or was she worried about losing her balance?
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Joe Biden Slips, Says It Would Be ‘Impeachable Offense’ If Obama Acts Unilaterally
by Shifra on August 24, 2016I always said Joe Biden was good for nothing. I take that back. He’s great when he talks too much. Now someone needs to ask Uncle Joe if going behind our backs to give Iran several billion dollars is also “acting unilaterally.” Via Twitchy. ….The Turkish government wants the U.S. to extradite Fethullah Gulen to face charges over the coup attempt. Vice President Joe Biden is in Turkey this week: ….Biden tried to explain why President Obama can’t act on his own to extradite Gulen: @markknoller He gives Iran millions of dollars & trades Gitmo prisoners for a traitor without Congressional input.But, hides behind them now — Sick and tired (@dblozik) August 24, 2016 ****************************************************
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New Wikileaks Email: Aide Sent Hillary Info on Powerful Anti-Fatigue Drug
by Shifra on August 23, 2016But Hillary opened a jar of pickles on TV last night, so nothing to see here, folks, move right along. Via American Mirror. ….It’s not clear why, but on October 25, 2011, senior aide Jake Sullivan — who is now the Clinton campaign’s senior foreign policy advisor — sent the Secretary of State information about Provigil. “I was wrong that it was invented by the military,” Sullivan writes to Clinton, indicating another conversation was held about the drug outside of the released emails, “but right about military use of/interest in it.” Sullivan told Clinton Provigil is used “to treat excessive sleepiness caused by narcolepsy or shift work sleep disorder (sleepiness during scheduled waking hours among people who work at night...
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Feds Spend $50,400… For Book On Human Relationships With Old Trees
by Shifra on August 16, 2016And another Fed grant of $50,400… for a book on failure. The Feds could’ve saved some money by giving a grant to write one book on “The Failure of Government Wasting Tax Dollars on Idiotic Projects Such As Human Relationships with Old Trees.” You’re welcome. Via Free Beacon. The National Endowment for the Humanities is spending over $50,000 to publish a book about the relationships between humans and trees. The grant to Stony Brook University in New York was one of nearly 300 new projects approved by the agency this month. The project, “The Latest Oldest Tree: Survival Stories for a Time of Extinction,” received $50,400 for “research and writing leading to publication of a book on human relationships to...
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Feds spend $2M To Tackle Carbon Footprint of… Broccoli
by Shifra on August 4, 2016Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack, with broccoli “Broccoli consumption” has a carbon footprint? Who knew? Via CNS News. Over $2 million in taxpayer funds are going to “Developing an Eastern Broccoli Industry” through a U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) Grant. “Eastern consumers’ demand for local broccoli is high, but that demand cannot be met until sufficiently adapted varieties are available and the distribution network is expanded,” the non-technical summary for the project explains….. The grant highlights the benefits developing the eastern broccoli industry will have on climate change, “This expansion will also reduce the overall cost and carbon footprint of broccoli consumed in the East, increase food security by diversifying production areas, and provide rural economic development.” “National food security is...
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Does the Olympic Team USA Blazer Resemble the Russian Flag?
by Shifra on August 2, 2016Lots of Tweeps seem to think so. Via Daily Mail. Russian athletes may be lacking at the Rio Olympics – but it appears the country’s flag will be on the chest of every athlete in Team USA at the Opening Ceremony. On Friday, designer Ralph Lauren and the United States Olympic Committee (USOC) unveiled the parade uniform American athletes will wear as they enter the Maracanã Stadium on August 5. The Polo Ralph Lauren outfit consists of a navy blue blazer, with a striped T-shirt and white jeans – and is based on an ‘all-American palette of red, white and blue.’ The company released a promotional image of Team USA’s Ryan Lochte, Jordan Burroughs, Melissa Stockwell, Conor Fields, April Ross...
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DNC Women’s Restroom Is Now ‘All-Gender’ Bathroom
by Shifra on July 25, 2016Please alert me when Hillary uses this bathroom. Wasn’t she late on stage during one of the Dem debate bathroom breaks, because she would not use the facility until everyone else left the room? Via Free Beacon. The Democratic National Convention has turned a women’s restroom into an “all-gender” bathroom at the Wells Fargo Arena. The all-gender bathroom is one of the ways the DNC is infusing its party platform into the arena accommodations. The arena also has a “gluten-free zone” and garbage cans are categorized by landfill, recycling, and compost…. No transgender individuals were spotted using the restroom, but it was being used by both male and female reporters, as well as some cameramen…. .@BrentScher uses "All-Gender" bathroom at...
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Café Where Cop Was Served Sandwich With Shards of Glass Identified As ‘Progressive’ Coffeehouse
by Shifra on July 20, 2016The Ohio officer who bit into a glass sandwich yesterday drove himself to the hospital after his mouth was bleeding. He was held overnight, now “doing fine.” The café denies any intentional wrongdoing. Via Weasel Zippers. Update: The restaurant has been identified. Lincoln Cafe, previously known as Zanzibar Brews, bills itself as a ‘progressive coffeehouse’, and has hosted events for politicians, including Democratic candidates. ****************************************************