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Video: Netanyahu Campaign Ad, “The Bibi-Sitter,” Goes Viral
by Shifra on February 2, 2015Very cute campaign ad for Netanyahu and his Likud (pronounced Lee-KOOD) Party. Via Israel National News: Netanyahu Offers ‘Bibi-Sitter’ Services ….The video features a young couple that is about to leave for a night out when the baby-sitter knocks at the door. “You asked for a babysitter? You got a Bibi-sitter,” says Netanyahu. “Look, it’s either me or Tzipi [Livni] and Buji [Herzog],” he explains to the bewildered couple. The couple immediately protests that their children would need to babysit Herzog, and not the other way around. In addition, “by the time we return we’d have no house… he’d even hand over the carpets” – a play on the Hebrew words “shtichim” (carpets) and “shtachim” (territories). As for “Tzipi” –...
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Sassy! Kate Middleton’s Eye Roll At Bossy Charity Worker Priceless
by Tammy on December 12, 2014I love this. It is a little embarrassing an American was this clueless, but Kate’s reaction was perfect. As of this post, the snippet on Vine has over 7.5M views. LOL! I’m still hoping QEII will bypass Charles and the Rottweiler and put William and Kate on the throne sooner than later. Via Daily News. Folks at a Harlem kids’ facility dismissed Kate Middleton’s royal eyeroll as much ado about nothing. The Duchess of Cambridge was caught showing a little London sass when a bossy employee at the Northside Center for Child Development caught her relaxing Monday at a charity event. “Keep wrapping!” the woman snapped as Middleton prepped Christmas presents… The Duchess was chatting and cheerily wrapping presents for...
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Periodic Table Code Causes A Reaction: Girl’s Graduation In Jeopardy
by Pat_S on May 20, 2014Paris Gray appears to me to be a model student. She is the senior class vice president. She is involved with Students Against Drunk Driving and other organizations. She was scheduled to deliver an inspirational talk at her upcoming high school graduation. Now she’s in trouble because of a clever message she entered in her yearbook. When the going gets tough, just remember to Barium Carbon Potassium Thorium Astatine Arsenic Sulfer [sic] Uranium Phospheros [sic].” The periodic symbols for these elements spell out a message: BaCK ThAt AsS UP. This phrase happens to be the title of some twerk verbal sewage which passes for musical entertainment these days. I’m not even sure the school administration went so far as to...
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LOL! MSNBC: The Land of Nod
by Tammy on January 15, 2014Nice little compilation from the folks over at Free Beacon. Because when you’re all in agreement in bashing conservatives and anyone else who simply doesn’t pay allegiance to the left, all you need to do is nod!
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Video: Help Obama Kickstart World War III! (Hey Obots: It’s a P-A-R-O-D-Y)
by Shifra on January 15, 2014I put an Obot explanation in the title, because I thought if they were dumb enough to vote for the guy twice, they might start sending cash to the imaginary website. But then I remembered: It’s mostly Conservatives who generously contribute to causes and charities. Libs? They mostly like to take money from, ya know, “evil rich people.” I am worried, though, that Libs who might have wandered on to Tammy’s blog (Hi Obots :)) might have strokes, or something, when they see the last frame of this clever parody: “Paid for by Koch Industries” Thank you, Koch Brothers!
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Teen Jeopardy Champion Gives Hilarious Subtle Insult To Obama!
by Tammy on January 4, 2014Your Sweet Treat for the weekend :)
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Even Tippy The Fainting Squirrel Is Horrified By Obamacare
by Shifra on December 6, 2013For reasons unknown, this video has become an internet sensation; a squirrel, dubbed “Tippy” because of his tendency to repeatedly tip over and faint. via Honor Via Everyone is chiming in with possible diagnoses for Tippy’s condition, ranging from “Brain… this is your brain on Liberalism” to “intoxication from fermented acorns.” Well, I am not a veterinarian (although I did stay at a Holiday Inn once) but here is my diagnosis: Tippy is suffering from Obamacare Sticker Shock. Tippy has just learned that his new Obamacare insurance policy has a $13,000 deductible. He faints, gets up, remembers the $13K deductible, and faints again. No one is safe from this disaster. Not even poor Tippy. Related: via CBC News: Tippy the...
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Help Kickstart World War III!
by Tammy on September 11, 2013Brilliant satire by the Chicago-based comedy troupe Second City featuring Obama supporters organizing to help him start World War III. Yes, it’s very, very funny, but also strangely on target as it perfectly tags Obamabots for what they really are: cult members. It’s especially good to know, however, that everyone now realizes how absurd the Cult of Obama has really become.
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Leno: Carnival Cruise Ship Has More Dignity Than Congress
by Tammy on February 19, 2013Heh. Indeed. Here’s part 1 of his monologue, about 4 minutes, it’s all very funny as he takes jabs at Jesse Jackson, Jr., the Democrat ex-mayor of San Diego losing $1B gambling, and a very funny bit about Biden, etc., 😉 The Pelosi remark is at about 2:05. HT CNS. Tonight Show host Jay Leno joked about recent comments made by House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.). “Nancy Pelosi said that she opposes a pay cut for Congress because it would diminish the dignity of the job,” Leno quipped on Monday night’s broadcast, “They’re Congressman, just keeping them out of jail is a full time job, shut up. That Carnival cruise ship had more dignity than Congress.” The Carnival Triumph...
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Beluga Joe Biden: Clicks and Gestures, Makes No Sense
by Pat_S on October 25, 2012Priceless, Georgia Aquarium Chief Zoological Officer likens Joe Biden to whale that imitates human sounds. Steve Docey: We saw the video and it sounds like that thing is trying to say something. Hurley: Kind of reminds you of Joe Biden at times. Hurley: I think it is it clear it is a mimickry moment. It is not an issue to talk. They do communicate with each other with body gestures and clicks and whistles. … Yes, lots of similarities, blowholes, gestures to communicate, not really saying anything. One difference, the whale can’t put his foot in his mouth.
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Video: Romney’s Speech at the Alfred E. Smith Dinner
by Tammy on October 18, 2012Excellent stuff. You could tell Obama, despite smiling and the occasional laugh, did not like being in a room that was essentially laughing at him. Ridicule is a powerful weapon, here at Tammy Blog and Radio we implement it against Obama every day. It’s about time Obama faced it personally. Romney was funny and *biting.* His timing was excellent, he was comfortable, and enjoyed being there. Another fabulous evening for the Romneys. Here’s the whole speech, it’s about 10 minutes long. UPDATE: List of Who Attended Tonight’s Al Smith Dinner in NY w Obama & Romney Here’s a pic posted by @TVspurs on Twitter. What a couple, and an absolutely stunning dress worn by Mrs. Romney.
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Bwahaha! A Bad Lip Reading of the First 2012 Presidential Debate
by Tammy on October 10, 2012This is hysterical. One problem for Obama, though==> This is exactly how he sounded at the debate! Consider this an Open Thread for the day 🙂
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Raise That Flag, Singapore National Night For Baby Making
by Pat_S on August 7, 2012August 9th is National Day in Singapore commemorating Singapore’s independence from Malaysia in 1965. The holiday is celebrated with parades and fireworks. Faced with a declining birthrate, this August 9th Singapore citizens are asked to create some fireworks of their own—in the bedroom. Mentos, maker of breath mints, is running an ad encouraging Singaporeans to do their duty. Celebrate national Night by giving our country the population spurt it so desperately needs. If You Thought Those ‘A Simple Touch,’ Cialis Ads Were Unsettling … Back to Singapore. For years it has been worried about flaccid birth rates among its people, often with an edge of eugenics thinking. So in partnership with Mentos, it’s trying a more direct and with-it approach....