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Newsweek Slams Trump for Golfing On Thanksgiving… While POTUS Flies To Afghanistan
by Shifra on November 29, 2019That awkward moment when Trump Derangement Syndrome makes your mag look really foolish. Fake news gonna fake! pic.twitter.com/ykmlenbFLi — Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 28, 2019 Via NY Post. President Trump slammed Newsweek over its story on his Thanksgiving plans, which it said included “tweeting, golfing and more,” though he ended up making a surprise visit to US troops in Afghanistan. “I thought Newsweek was out of business?” the president wrote along with a retweet of his son Donald Trump Jr.’s photo of the commander-in-chief serving Thanksgiving dinner to the service members…. The writer began the story by writing, “As with any other day of the year, Trump will probably be tweeting, or expressing his opinions in another way.”…. In...
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CNN Report: Trump ‘Destructive Cult’ Leader, Uses ‘Mind Control’ On Supporters
by Shifra on November 26, 2019Stelter seems oh-so-excited to promote this guest as a “mental health expert.” According to Wikipedia, here are his “credentials:” He studied hypnosis. And he founded the Freedom of Mind Resource Center, which is registered as a domestic profit corporation in the state of Massachusetts, and Hassan is president and treasurer. But I can’t comment on this further until I ask permission from my local ‘Trump Is Our Leader’ chapter. Or something. HT NewsBusters.
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Bad Optics: Socialist Sanders Poses By Empty Shelves
by Shifra on October 29, 2019Let’s see: Socialist Bernie Sanders…empty grocery shelves…Venezuela…Perfect photo! Via Daily Caller. In a visit to Detroit on Sunday, where Democratic Michigan Rep. Rashida Tlaib endorsed his presidential candidacy, Independent Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders talked to reporters in front of some empty store shelves. Sanders was at the Brightmoor Food Pantry in Detroit to demonstrate that the store is out of the bottled water that some residents are forced to buy because the city has shut off their water services for not paying the bill, the Detroit Free Press reported Sunday. “Here in this campaign, we hear the word socialism a lot. Well, what this is a perfect example of is socialism for billionaires, massive amounts of subsidies and tax breaks,”...
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Mark Sanford Kicks Off GOP Presidential Campaign. No One Shows Up
by Shifra on October 17, 2019Wait, there was one reporter. And two aides. Does that count? If so, the headline should read: “Three People Showed Up.” Via PJ Media. Everyone has to start somewhere — even presidential candidates. But for Mark Sanford, who is making a quixotic challenge to Donald Trump for the GOP presidential nomination, things can only go up from here. Sanford kicked off his impossible dream of a campaign yesterday in Philadelphia. This account, from the only reporter present, gives us a flavor of the absolute futility of Sanford’s effort…. “Nobody knows me in Philadelphia. I get it,” Sanford said. “I think in life we all do what we can do, what’s within our power to have an effect. So we’re just...
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Urinals Banned From Newly Remodeled Portland Building
by Tammy on October 1, 2019So as Donald Trump is delivering jobs, prosperity and the future, Democrats are delivering wet toilet seats. Everyone entering a stall now has the chance of either having the toilet seat left up, or if it’s down, it’ll be wet. Keep in mind, urinals are being banned, everywhere, including in the men’s bathrooms. The bathroom change-up is part of a $195,000,000 remodel. People, that’s one hundred and ninety five MILLION dollars. I don’t know, could the schools of Portland use that money? Just asking. Keep going libs! Urinals banned from newly remodeled Portland Building The City of Portland banned urinals in the remodeled Portland Building. Urinals, for those who have never been in a men’s bathroom, are porcelain receptors without...
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MSNBC’s ‘Morning Joe’ Falls For Parody of Trump Call Transcript
by Shifra on September 26, 2019This is why we call him ‘Morning Schmoe’
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WaPo Calls Liz Warren Modern-Day Frederick Douglass Because… Selfies
by Shifra on September 23, 2019Note to Warren-promoting Washington Post: Frederick Douglass attracted large crowds because of his brilliance and eloquence; Warren attracts crowds because she promises free stuff, while omitting that her economic plan will destroy the US economy. Via Free Beacon. The media are rather obsessed with Elizabeth Warren’s obsession with taking “selfies” (NB: they’re not actually selfies) with supporters at campaign events. The Washington Post has taken that fixation to a whole new level by publishing an article that earnestly considers the question: Could Elizabeth Warren be the next Frederick Douglass? The headline reads: “Frederick Douglass photos smashed stereotypes. Could Elizabeth Warren selfies do the same?” The article itself, published in the paper’s “Retropolis” section (Tagline: “The past, rediscovered”), expends more than...
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ICYMI: Dem Candidates Grill 10.5K Steaks While Lecturing Us To Stop Eating Meat
by Shifra on September 23, 2019The optics are awful: 2020 candidates grilling meat while warning us of the “climate change catastrophe” that will happen if we continue to eat meat. Looks like they think we are all too dumb to see their hypocrisy. Meanwhile, a new study suggests that going vegan might increase the chance of a stroke. To which the Dems would probably respond: Maybe your chance of getting a stroke decreases, but, as noted climatologist nitwit Ocasio-Cortez warns, if we don’t stop eating burgers, Miami will be under water in three years…or something. Via Daily Wire. Oh, the hypocrisy. Democrats running for the 2020 presidential nomination have been moaning and whining about meat-eaters, who they claim are somehow destroying the environment with their...
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Mark Sanford: Trump’s Reelection Team Is ‘Scared’ Of My Primary Challenge
by Shifra on September 22, 2019Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha 🙂 Via Fox News. President Trump may be up by more than 80 percentage points over his three GOP presidential primary challengers in a new Fox News poll, but the way Mark Sanford sees it, someone in Trump’s reelection team is “scared.” Sanford, the former GOP South Carolina governor and congressman, launched his extreme long-shot bid for the Republican presidential nomination earlier this month, joining former Massachusetts Gov. Bill Weld and former Rep. Joe Walsh of Illinois. “I think somebody in his (Trump’s) organization is scared, which is why you squash these nominating contests,” Sanford said in an interview with Fox News. “Otherwise it makes no sense because if you have a chance to lock in a 90 percent...
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Kamala Apologizes For Laughing After Questioner Calls POTUS ‘Mentally Retarded’
by Shifra on September 8, 2019Kamala Harris claims she didn’t hear the man’s comments, so why is she apologizing? And why would she compliment the questioner’s statement (“Well said!”) if she did not fully hear him? Via WaPo. Sen. Kamala Harris, D-Calif., claimed Saturday that she didn’t hear an audience member at a New Hampshire town hall Friday call President Trump “mentally retarded” and apologized for laughing after the comment. “When my staff played the video from my town hall yesterday, it was upsetting,” Harris tweeted Saturday. “I didn’t hear the words the man used in that moment, but if I had I would’ve stopped and corrected him. I’m sorry. That word and others like it aren’t acceptable. Ever.” Audience member: “What are you going...
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WaPo Links Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte To War, Genocide And Slavery
by Shifra on September 1, 2019Suggested new slogan for Washington Post: Democracy dies…in dumb pumpkin spice latte exposés. Via Washington Examiner. In a weekend feature, the Washington Post tied the popular fall pumpkin spice latte rom coffee giant Starbucks to massacres, genocide, and savagery against the people of the Banda Islands, now part of Indonesia, hundreds of years ago. According to the article by Gillian Brockwell, titled “Pumpkin spice wars: The violent history behind your favorite Starbucks latte,” the Bandanese were known for their cultivation of nutmeg, mace, and cloves — all of which are traditional pumpkin spices…. The history told in the article reveals that the Bandanese were almost totally eradicated through war, slaughter, and slavery by the Dutch and other nations eager to...
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Ocasio-Cortez: Diseases Could Escape From Glaciers Because… Climate Change!
by Shifra on August 28, 2019Apparently, little Sandy lives by the statement widely attributed to P.T. Barnum: “I don’t care what the newspapers say about me as long as they spell my name right.” It doesn’t really seem to matter much to her if her comments are dumb and ridiculous, because the point is to get media attention. Via Daily Caller. Democratic New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez told fans on a live stream Tuesday that if climate change isn’t stopped, glaciers could melt and expose humans to diseases tens of thousands of years old. “There are a lot of diseases that are frozen in some of these glaciers that scientists fear that there is a potential that a lot of diseases could escape these melted...
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Mayor de Blasio Violated Rules, Had NYPD Help His Daughter Move
by Shifra on August 12, 2019Nice going, Mayor Bill “Worst-Mayor-Ever-In-The-History-of-NYC” de Blasio, using your personal security detail from the NYPD to move your daughter’s furniture back to Gracie Mansion. Because apparently, rules are for the ‘Little People,’ not for the Elite. Via NYDN. City conflict of interest rules clearly bar Mayor de Blasio and his family from ordering police detectives to help move Chiara de Blasio out of an apartment in Brooklyn, ethics experts told the Daily News. City law says it is a violation of the city charter “for any public servant to use City letterhead, personnel, equipment, resources, or supplies for any non-City purpose.” A former high-ranking official with the city Conflicts of Interest board batted down the excuse de Blasio spokeswoman Freddi...
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No, WaPo, Abraham Lincoln Was Not ‘Into’ Karl Marx, Was Not A Socialist
by Shifra on August 8, 2019This Washington Post article is absurd and laughable. You know who was into Karl Marx? No, not AOC. Abraham Lincoln. https://t.co/p7uG2JtEWx — The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) July 27, 2019 But it caught the eye of the Dayton mass-murderer, who took it seriously. HT Heavy. Connor Betts, the Dayton, Ohio mass shooter, was a self-described “leftist,” who wrote that he would happily vote for Democrat Elizabeth Warren, praised Satan, was upset about the 2016 presidential election results, and added, “I want socialism, and i’ll not wait for the idiots to finally come round to understanding.”…. Via Federalist. The Washington Post has seen better days. The newspaper that once brought us Watergate published an article last week titled “You know who was...
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Omar, Tlaib Push ‘Boycott Israel!’… Yet Are Using Israeli Technology On Their Websites
by Shifra on July 23, 2019Yes, looks like Israel really “hypnotized” these two into using their technology 🙂 But if Omar and Tlaib want to be consistent in their hatred of Israel and their calls to boycott the Jewish state, they need to start by throwing out their iPhones because, yes, Apple uses an Israeli-developed chip. They also need to immediately stop texting, because, yep, SMS technology was developed in Israel. They should also remove all anti-virus software and personal firewalls from their computers because… Israel! And they should definitely check out this list: So You Want to Boycott Israel? Here’s A List of Products and Services You Need to Start With HT Twitchy. The awkward moment when the anti Zionist @IlhanMN notices that her...