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So Sad: ISIS Fighter Captured By Kurds, Cries Like A Baby
by Shifra on November 29, 2015Crying for being tasered? Wow, a real ‘tough guy.’ Not. Via Daily Mail: Dramatic footage has emerged online showing a suspected ISIS fighter crying after he was taken prisoner by Kurdish forces in Iraq…. Much to the amusement of the Kurdish forces, the prisoner cries and moans loudly as he waits to be taken away…. A second extended video of the incident reveals that the prisoner was crying because he had just been tasered in the left thigh. Social media users have been quick to speculate about the fate of the prisoner, whose identity remains unknown, with some comments suggesting he will be tortured.
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Obama Damages Dems: 12 Governors, 900+ State, 69 House,13 Sen. Seats… Lost!
by Shifra on November 5, 2015Hey, great job, Barack! Via Daily Caller: The damage the Obama presidency has done to Democrats in Congress and state legislatures has been widely reported on over the last 7 years, but, until Wednesday, no one had summed it up in just 140 characters (or less). Under President Obama, Democrats have lost 900+ state legislature seats, 12 governors, 69 House seats, 13 Senate seats. That's some legacy. — Rory Cooper (@rorycooper) November 4, 2015 Related: NY Post: Obama loves trolling the GOP, even if it hurts the Democrats McClatchy: Obama’s standing among voters is hurting Democrats, poll finds
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Happy Wednesday: ISIS Suicide Bomber Botches Attack, Gets Blown In Half
by Shifra on November 4, 2015Maybe we could send him a copy of “How To Carry Out A Successful Suicide Bombing, For Dummies.” Oh wait… Via Daily Mail: A grisly video has surfaced of the moment a failed ISIS suicide bomber is found torn in half but still alive after his explosives detonated too early. Footage of the incident, posted online, showed him muttering a few words and moving his head – despite missing the lower half of his body. It’s believed he was an ISIS suicide bomber whose bomb belt detonated too early in a botched attack on Houthi rebels in Yemen….
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Happy Monday: ISIS Beheads 39 Members…Of ISIS
by Shifra on August 31, 2015Finally, ISIS gets something right! Via Jerusalem Post: ISIS has allegedly executed at least 39 people from within its own ranks, according to a report published by the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights. The ISIS warriors stood accused of various crimes including “sorcery, insulting God, sodomy, adultery, banditry, joining and cooperating with the awakening movements, cooperating with crusader coalition, mischief on earth and cooperating with the Nusayri regime forces,” according to the report…. Related: Daily Mail: ISIS blow up 2000-year-old Temple of Bel in Palmyra in Syria Haaretz: 3D Printers Could Save ISIS-destroyed Treasures, Archaeologists Believe
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Sad Story: Canceled MSNBC Show Goes Off The Air…Finally!
by Shifra on August 3, 2015‘The Cycle’ aired on MSNBC for three years, and got canceled. On the last show, the staff congratulated themselves for their “amazing” show, which they kept referring to as a “journey.” One question for Toure, and the three others I don’t recognize: If “you guys” did such an “awesome” job on your “journey:” Why was the show canceled? Maybe because of goofy things like not knowing that Lindsey Graham and Jim Gilmore are two different people? Via Daily Caller: Related: Daily Caller: S***’: Canceled MSNBC Host Describes Her Show In One Last Word
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Sad Story: Nancy Pelosi’s Horrible Hamptons Weekend
by Shifra on July 14, 2015Pelosi deserves much worse than a crummy weekend in the Hamptons, after helping to foist Obamacare on the country. Via Business Insider: Revelers at Southampton’s Capri Hotel kept House minority leader Nancy Pelosi up until 4 am last Saturday night, according to the New York Post’s Page Six. But what’s really interesting is that, earlier in the night, the 75-year-old was denied a table at the hotel’s restaurant and lounge, Beautique, which is the Hamptons offshoot of a New York City hot spot of the same name…. Page Six reports that “guests like Howard Stern already had tables” when Pelosi was turned away for not having a reservation, but that Beautique did serve her a meal in her room….
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Happy Tuesday: 45 ISIS Fighters Eat Poisoned Meal And Die
by Shifra on July 7, 2015Bon Appétit and Allahu Akhbar 🙂 Via Haaretz: Iraqi media reported on Tuesday that 45 Islamic State fighters died after eating a Ramadan fast-breaking meal in the city of Mosul in Iraq. Citing the spokesman of the Kurdish Democratic Party, reports said that it was unclear if it was a case of deliberate poisoning or food poisoning. According to the Kurdish party spokesman, 145 ISIS fighters participated in the iftar meal, and 45 of them died a short time later….
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Boom: ISIS Suicide Bomber’s Car Explodes *Before* Hitting Target
by Shifra on April 15, 2015Your feel-good story of the midweek. #UrWelcome 🙂 Via Daily Caller: Shocking Video Shows ISIS Suicide Bombers Car Exploding Midair Kurdish forces recently released a video which shows an apparent unforeseen explosion launching a vehicle-borne bomber into the air like some kind of jihadi firework. Just as whatever’s left of him hits the peak and begins to descend, the payload he intended to deliver (presumably) also exploded….
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Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl To Be Charged With Desertion
by Shifra on March 25, 2015Finally. After five years in “captivity.” And six soldiers dead, thanks to this jacka**. Via Fox News: Bergdahl to be charged with desertion, official says Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, who was taken captive by the Taliban after abandoning his post in Afghanistan and later freed in exchange for five Guantanamo detainees, will be charged with desertion, a senior U.S. official told Fox News. The development comes nearly one year after his May 2014 release — which initially was a joyous occasion, with his family joining President Obama in celebrating the news in the Rose Garden. But that gave way to controversy in Washington as Bergdahl was accused of putting his fellow soldiers in danger by abandoning his post five years...
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Video: Mosque Chanting “Death to America! Death To Jews!” Goes…Boom!
by Shifra on March 24, 2015Oopsie… Via Israel National News: Yemen: Worshippers Cursed Jews at Moment of Mosque Bombing Last Friday, terrorists who claimed to be affiliated with the Islamic State (ISIS) targeted two mosques affiliated with the Shiite Houthi rebel movement which has taken over the capital of Yemen, Sanaa. The attacks, carried out by suicide bombers during the rush for Friday prayers, killed 137 people and injured 345 others, according to Al-Jazeera. ….According to video footage posted to the internet and translated by the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI), the worshippers at the mosque were cursing Jews and wishing death upon Israel just as the suicide bomber detonated his explosive device. The preacher is shown saying in the video, “Our belief in...
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New “Global Warming” Panic: Oceans To Shut Down In 20 Years!
by Shifra on September 29, 2014Remember Chicken Little, who ran around screaming that the sky was falling after an acorn fell on her head? Well, it looks like the Global Warming, er, Climate Change, er, Climate Calamity people are trying to channel ol’ Chicken Little: John Kerry says the threat from Climate Change is just like ISIS! NYC Mayor de Blasio, addressing the U.N., warns “humanity is facing an existential threat” that is caused by…us… “how we heat our homes, how we transport ourselves, the reckless way in which we live.” And last week, on MSNB.S. MSNBC, Dr. Reese Halter, a conservation biologist, stated that if we don’t do something soon, the oceans, and the forests, will shut down in twenty years. Wow! Oceans and...
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Video: Hamas Funeral Attendee Forgets To Remove Suicide Belt, Goes Boom!
by Shifra on August 24, 2014Don’t they teach anything at Hamas Suicide Training School? You’re supposed to take off your suicide belt when you go to a funeral. Capiche?
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Uh Oh: Looks Like Hillary’s Book Is Not Doing Well
by Shifra on June 17, 2014Poor Hillary. Or, should I say, dead broke Hillary? Anyway, her new book, Hard Choices, does not seem to be doing well at all. As reported in the Washington Free Beacon, her book trails ‘10-Day Green Smoothie Cleanse’ on Amazon. Ouch… And the book tour is not doing much better. Via Right Scoop: Clinton supporter says Hillary’s book tour was a ‘disaster’, worries about Hillary fatigue Unfortunately, her dear friend, Amb. Chris Stevens, was unavailable for comment. Related: Wall Street Journal: Brett Stephens — Hillary by the Book Weekly Standard: Publishing Source: Hillary Book a ‘Bomb’ Time: Hay Newton-Small — The 5 Least Mind-Blowing Things About Hillary Clinton’s Book Tease NY Post: Sluggish sales for Hillary’s new book
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Muslim Terrorists Celebrate, Have A Real *Blast*
by Shifra on May 30, 2014Oopsie… Looks like they were absent from Terrorist School the day they covered “How to party without blowing yourself up.” 🙂 Via Daily Caller: #NotAllMuslims Get Party Started With A Bang
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Apparently Allah Still Isn’t Willing
by Maynard on June 13, 2008What the new 'high quality special jihad' looks like when the last thing you hear is "oops." Once again a bunch of terrorists go boom in an 'accident' as they were preparing a rather huge bomb to kill Jews....