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Leftists, Maynard Post, Satire/Absurdity
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ObamaCare Explained
by Maynard on August 21, 2009A post by Maynard What was that Obama said about Washington in this Drudge-linked article? Ah, yes, that these are the days that “everybody gets wee weed up”. Which just goes to show what happens when our Commander in Chief strays from his beloved teleprompter. Anyway, Mr. Obama’s unfortunate metaphor provides an excuse to exhibit this tasteless graphic, which will clarify the impact of ObamaCare with respect to people who are already reasonably satisfied with their situation (which is most of us). Intellectual honesty compels me to concede there are a few unfortunate citizens (and non-citizens) at the low end of the scale for whom the president’s glittering cascade would represent progress. And of course there’s the “tingling down my...
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Breaking: Palin May In Fact Be Omnipotent SuperVillain
by Tammy on July 21, 2009I know, it’s hard to believe, but finally in the slew of “ethics” violations one damning conclusion has been reached: Governor Sarah Palin may actually be everything and everywhere, acting unethically on this planet and even in other parts of the galaxy! ABC was coy, and perhaps not wanting to send people into a panic edited this news headline: Deep Impact: Jupiter Hit by Comet or Meteoroid or Maybe Sarah Palin Honestly, there have been a lot of headlines today with new and explosive charges against Governor Palin. There’s the ever-reliable might-be-maybe-sorta story like, “Report: Palin legal fund may be unethical” which showed up again like that bad sushi that keeps coming back up. While I would normally not want...
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Where That Obama Picture Came From
by Maynard on July 10, 2009A Maynard global exclusive! Our diligent researchers have uncovered the artwork that served as the basis of that garish Obama visage we’re all sick of seeing. The striking resemblance to the cover image of this tawdry collection of science fiction tales is obvious to all. Might this be a case of unconscious “borrowing”, or is it a deliberate act of Biden-style plagiarism? YOU decide! (I’ve submitted this image to TotallyLooksLike.com; click here if you’re a member and want to favorite it…maybe we can start a national campaign.)
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Holding Palin’s Toe to the Fire
by Pat_S on July 2, 2009A post by Pat If you are keeping clippings about the blogosphere’s Palin Derangement Syndrome in a shoe box or something, let me kick in one for your collection. A so-called expert conjectures that Sarah’s “over the top†response to Letterman’s “joke†about her daughter may be attributable to one of her toes. It all started when a blogger who loathes Sarah noticed that she may have something in common with the “illiterate, gun-toting hillbillyâ€. Sarah Palin has a Morton’s Toe According to the website eeemusings.com, Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska has a Morton’s Toe. In a clearly seen photo posted on their site, on June 11, 2009 Sarah extra long 2nd toe can easily be seen. In a week...
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How *I* Would Implement Cap and Trade!
by Maynard on June 29, 2009Maynard solves everything Bear with me. I’m about to save the nation. We’ve got to do cap and trade. The world demands it. If we don’t do cap and trade, we’re worse than Hitler. (We’re worse than Hitler anyway, but if we don’t do cap and trade, we’re much worse than Hitler.) We need more than a minimal framework. Since we’re in the world’s spotlight, Congress has got to deliver The Real Thingâ„¢. Anything less would diminish Mr. Obama’s image, and we can’t have that. We’re going to mandate CO2 emissions to be no higher than in 1492, when Columbus arrived and made his first campfire. We’ll pass a strong law, a law that will tell everyone we’re serious this...
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Letter to My Congressman
by Maynard on June 19, 2009A post by Maynard I think I'm not alone in observing that Washington has become the nation's madhouse. And although sane people would prefer to steer clear of a madhouse, in fact we can't do that because the lunatics are...
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“Ahmed and Salim” Strike Again!
by Maynard on June 8, 2009A post by Maynard Meet Ahmed and Salim I read about these delightful little imps in this article in the Jerusalem Post. Seems that somebody decided to make a cartoon parody of Palestinian terrorists in the style of "South Park"....
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Earth Day!
by Maynard on April 22, 2009Maynard's tribute to a pioneer in recycling We've been having Earth Days since April 22, 1970. (That date being, by odd coincidence, the centennial of the birth of Vladimir Lenin.) I think this is a fine occasion to recall the...
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Adventures of Maynard, Part 0001
by Maynard on March 20, 2009What does one say in times like this? The nation's leadership is in the hands of lunatics and hateful scoundrels; meanwhile the media watchdogs worship at the altar of their flailing-and-failing child-god. Evil days are upon us and I've got nothing to offer but irrelevant personal reminiscences...
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Top 10 Reasons Why Obama Is Nothing Like Travis the Chimp
by Tammy on February 21, 2009Fascinatingly enough, some of us follow MLK's admonition and choose to not see complexion, and instead focus on the content of someone's character. These days, it seems the only people who still associate monkeys with Americans who happen to...
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The Voodoo Economics Show
by Maynard on February 2, 2009... starring B.O. the Magnificent! A more-or-less fantasy by Maynard ...being for the amusement of anyone who has had their life savings savaged by the recent financial storm, and is not particularly encouraged that Obama's recovery plan seems to consist...
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It Rubs the Lotion on Its Skin…
by Maynard on January 8, 2009...or "Silence of the Times" I'm from the government and I'm here to help you! Maynard helpfully interprets a Tammy moment If anyone was listening to the Tammy Bruce Show on Thursday (and I assume some of you do), you...
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Is that quacking I hear?
by Pat_S on November 23, 2008A post by Pat The IAEA submitted its official report on the September '07 Israeli bombing of a facility in Syria that, according to the report, 'resembled a nuclear reactor'. It had features characteristic of a nuclear facility and significant...
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Mi Casa es Su Casa
by Pat_S on September 22, 2008A post by Pat It's a federal crime to rent your house to a human smuggler. You could lose your property. I came across this story about the government choosing not to seize these "drop houses" because there is no...
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Bigfoot Found?
by Tammy on August 13, 2008A post by Maynard BIGFOOT BODY FOUND - EVIDENCE AND DNA DETAILS TO BE PRESENTED AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 15th FROM 12 N00N TO 1:00PM AT THE CABANA HOTEL-PALO ALTO IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA I guess this...
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