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The Document Demon (And Democrats)
by Pat_S on June 21, 2014I’m probably going to regret this. It’s best to keep quiet when sorcery is involved lest you bring more trouble upon yourself. I’m really annoyed and have to say something so let the chips fall where they may. For several months I’ve been keeping records on some household expenses. I was doing it the old fashioned way by jotting down info on a piece of paper. The paper was left atop my cluttered desk from month to month. Last month I decided to be more responsible and put the paper in a safer place. I remember being very pleased with myself at the time. Perhaps that’s what caught the attention of the document demon because now I can’t find it...
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Time Cover? A Giant Hillary With A Tiny Man On her Shoe Of Course!
by Tammy on January 16, 2014Talk about the Compulsion to Confess! Hillary as a giant monster stepping on all the Little People who happen to be at the mercy of her heel? Yeah, sounds about right. Or then again, we could ask Stevens, Smith, Doherty and Woods about being stepped on and left for dead by Hillary. Or we could check back with Planet Earth to see how it fared under her pantsuits, muumuus and heels while at the State Department. Not very well, last time I checked. I do have to hand it to Time, they found the one part of Hillary that doesn’t look like my Uncle Jack. Unless he wore pumps. Which he doesn’t. Yes, Regular Hillary and Giant Hillary have so...
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Full-Blown Panic: HHS Wants ObamaCare “Retroactive Insurance”
by Tammy on December 14, 2013In another indication of the chaos surrounding the White House and ObamaCare, HHS issued new ‘requests’ of insurance companies, including the bizarre suggestion that they issue ‘retroactive’ insurance. What exactly is “retroactive insurance?” Here’s how Obama’s regime envisions the scheme: Sebelius “strongly encouraged” insurers to pay for prescriptions in January that were covered under policyholders’ old plans but not under their new Obamacare plans. She requested that insurers bill some out-of-network care as in-network care. But the most unusual request by far was that insurers allow people to “retroactively” sign up for coverage effective January 1 anytime next month. “We’re encouraging [insurers] to offer retroactive coverage,” Michael Hash, director of HHS’s office of health reform, told reporters on a Thursday...
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Wasserman Schultz: Americans Weren’t ‘Myzled’ on Obamacare
by Tammy on November 5, 2013"Myzled?" Listen to this clip, its unbelievable. How do you mispronounce a word you're not reading? Unless, of course, MSNBC has a script for her in the teleprompter. Really, how does this happen?? Gah!
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<== Caption This! Carlos Danger at a New York Parade
by Tammy on August 12, 2013Weiner and Spitzer, the best the Democrats can come up with. I do think Carlos Danger, aka Anthony Weiner, has finally lost it. Really, look at this guy, and he was at the top of the polls for a while. Now, not so much. While there are all sorts of things that spring to mind, your mission is to make sure your caption remains at least somewhat family friendly 🙂 Have it at! If that’s not enough for you, here he is at the same Dominican Day parade mocking a British reporters accent.
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Public Podcast: Obama Wants a Fake Mustache? Tammy Gives Him the MST3K Treatment!
by Tammy on March 15, 2013Obama’s big confession in this interview with Israel’s Channel 2 is that he fantasizes about walking around Tel Aviv in a fake mustache so he can hang out with regular people. That’s right. The interview itself is about 20 minutes long, so in today’s Tammy Radio I gave the end of the exchange a very necessary Mystery Science Theatre 3000 treatment which involves lots of necessary mocking and ridicule. Tammy Radio is 100% listener supported and I’d love to have you join us. For an average of $5 a month you make this program possible. Click here for more information, and enjoy this segment from today’s program.
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On Rep. Hewett’s Odd Remarks: Waiting For The Other Shoe To Drop
by Pat_S on March 4, 2013There may be a snake under his desk but there will be no female interns in his office if Connecticut State Rep. Ernest Hewett (D) has his way. Criticism Of Hewett’s Inappropriate Remark Intensifies, But He Won’t Quit Asked about the lawmakers’ comments later Friday, Hewett denied he has a history or a problem. For example, he said, “I purposely will not have female interns. My intern now is a male. I want to keep it like that. I’ve had female interns in the past that sit in my office all day. I thought it was totally weird and I didn’t want another. “As a matter of fact, I went four, maybe six years without having an intern at all...
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Elementary School Bans Valentine’s Day Cards And Candy Over “Cultural Equality Issues”
by Tammy on February 14, 2013Oh yeah, and because of federal candy regulations. Not. Kidding. Via Todd Starnes at Fox News. Boys and girls at a Massachusetts elementary school have been banned from bringing Valentine’s Day candy or cards over cultural equality issues and federal guidelines regulating candy. Parents of students at Salemwood Elementary School in Malden, Mass, received a letter informing them of the policy – that impacts not just Valentine’s Day – but all holidays. “We have many different nationalities, cultures and languages spoken,” Principal Carol Keenan told Fox News. “Because of that we don’t honor specific holidays.” Keenan said she did not want some students feeling left out. “This is done with all good intentions – to have all students be accepted,...
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Um… CNN Anchor Wonders If Asteroid Is The Result Of ‘Global Warming’
by Tammy on February 11, 2013My refrigerator stopped working. Global warming? Sydney’s tail bump. Global Warming? Kittens! Global Warming? Via NewsBusters. CNN anchor Deb Feyerick asked Saturday afternoon if an approaching asteroid, which will pass by Earth on February 15, “is an example of, perhaps, global warming?” Moments earlier, before an ad break, she segued from the Northeast blizzard to a segment with Bill Nye “the science guy,” by pointing to global warming: “Every time we see a storm like this lately, the first question to pop into a lot of people’s minds is whether or not global warming is to blame? I’ll talk to Bill Nye, ‘the science guy,’ about devastating storms and climate change.” She never got to that question in the subsequent...
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The World According To Colin Powell
by Shifra on January 14, 2013**A Post by Shifra** Colin Powell seems awfully cranky lately. Maybe he needs to add more fiber to his diet. (Is that just wrong of me?) But whatever the cause, he went on the talk show circuit over the weekend, complaining about the GOP. Apparently, channeling Elmer Fudd, those Wascally Wepublicans are WACISTS! And the proof? There’s also a dark vein of intolerance in some parts of the party” he continued. “What I do mean by that? What I mean by that is they still sort of look down on minorities. How can I evidence that? When I see a former governor say that the president is ‘shucking and jiving,’ that’s a racial-era slave term. When I see another former...
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Obama Said to Consider Vogue Editor Wintour for U.K. Ambassador
by Tammy on December 3, 2012Or, maybe she should be Ambassador to PlasticSurgeryistan. Really, women need to stop doing this to themselves. But wait, don’t we still need one for Libya? Via Bloomberg. President Barack Obama is considering nominating Anna Wintour, the editor-in-chief of Vogue, to be either his next ambassador to the U.K. or France, as he looks to reward his biggest fundraisers with embassies that never seem out of fashion, according to two people familiar with the matter. Wintour, 63, may have some competition for the London posting, with Matthew Barzun, the finance chairman of Obama’s presidential campaign, also interested in the job, officially known as ambassador to the Court of St. James’s, said the people, who requested anonymity. Both Wintour and Barzun...
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Obama! The 4th Best President Ever and Now the Most Interesting Person in the Room!
by Tammy on August 22, 2012Attention all Bitter Clingies! A Message from the 4th Best President Ever!==> He is also the Most Interesting Person in the Room! Yes, the Dumb Bastard noted at a fundraiser with basketball superstars Wednesday night, “It’s very rare that I come to an event where I’m like the fifth- or sixth-most interesting person…”. Via Byron York at the Washington Examiner President Obama joined a group of former NBA stars at a fundraiser at New York’s Lincoln Center Wednesday night. With Michael Jordan, Patrick Ewing, Walt Frazier, Bill Bradley and other basketball legends sitting nearby — “It’s very rare that I come to an event where I’m like the fifth- or sixth-most interesting person,” Obama said — the president made a...
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Onion Breaking News! ‘Romney Murdered JonBenét Ramsey,’ New Obama Campaign Ad Alleges
by Patricia on August 10, 2012**A Post from Patricia** I just wonder how many idiot lefty’s will pick this up and run with it. Could be fun to watch. Via The Onion CHICAGO—With campaign rhetoric becoming increasingly heated and both presidential nominees releasing more attack ads, a new 30-second spot from the Obama campaign this week accuses his opponent Mitt Romney of committing the 1996 murder of 6-year-old beauty pageant queen JonBenét Ramsey. Titled “He Did It,” the advertisement asks if anyone can truly remember where Romney was the night of the child’s murder, and whether the U.S. populace wants a president capable of strangling a little girl and dumping her body in her parents’ basement. President Obama appears at the end of the advertisement...
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Why, Hillary, Why? Cover Your Eyes: Hilz Dirty Dances Again
by flaggman on August 8, 2012**Promoted from the TAM Wire, posted by Flaggman** The Secretary of State embarrasses herself once again. A little commentary from Tammy: Noooooooo! And she coulda been the Preezy of the United Steezy! Really, here is our SecState on OFFICIAL BUSINESS behaving this way. But I guess we know once we fire her she has a chance at Dancing with the Stars. I guess she learned more from Bill than we realized, and I suppose it’s better this happens in some foreign country than in the Oval Office. Again. If this doesn’t encourage even more to make sure we’re victorious on November 6th, I don’t know what will. Imagine the difference between having this wombat as SecState versus JOHN BOLTON. I...
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Roseanne Barr is Running for President. Again. Oh, with Cindy Sheehan.
by Patricia on August 5, 2012Preezy Roseanne Barr & VP Cindy Sheehan: now there’s a *new* Disaster Movie in waiting. Via Daily Caller. Actress Roseanne Barr announced Thursday that she is seeking the Peace and Freedom Party’s nomination for president, with anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan as her intended running mate. Barr sought the Green Party’s nomination earlier this year, but lost to Massachusetts physician Jill Stein. Her renewed candidacy, first reported by the Los Angeles Times, will likely hurt the lesser-known Stein’s footing. Stein’s running mate is also relatively unknown, unlike Sheehan, who became famous for protesting the Iraq War outside President George W. Bush’s Texas ranch. UPDATE: Green Party Watch: Roseanne Barr wins California’s Peace and Freedom Party nomination: Cindy Sheehan is VP nominee
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