That’s right. Apparently a taxi driver of unknown religion is now in jail for trying to murder two customers after a “heated” conversation about religion.
The victims are Catholic and Lutheran. The “unknown religion” maniac taxi driver’s name is Ibrahim Sheikh Ahmed. Why don’t they just admit that Ahmed is probably Mormon and the argument was about Joseph Smith, or perhaps even how to properly pray to the goddess Isis? The other possibility is that age-old fight starter among Pagans–“Did the Christians Co-Opt Our Holiday Tree?” It’s as plain as the jihad on your head!
Disciplinary hearing set for cab driver accused of homicide attempt
Ahmed was arrested Feb. 18 on charges of criminal homicide after police said he hit Ohio student Jeremie Invus with his United Cab Co. van. Ahmed is in the Metro Jail awaiting trial…
According to a police report, the three men had a conversation about religion while in the taxi that “became heated.” Shortly after the men paid Ahmed, he chased them in his van across the parking lot and over a curb, police said.
Metro police spokeswoman Kris Mumford said one of the students is Catholic and the other is Lutheran. Mumford said that Ahmed’s religion was not known.
Those freakish secretive agnostic Vikings. Why don’t they just leave us alone?
Obviously the cab drivers religion is unknown. He might claim to be Muslim, but since everyone knowns that Muslims are all completely peaceful, he can’t really be a Muslim. Ergo, his religion is unknown. The good news is that since he is not Muslim, they can feed him bacon, ham sandwiches and porkchops three times a day.
My guess is his religion is what the President has been calling the ROP the last 5 years.
Perhaps he’s Rastafari….Nah
Shaker? I suppose not since there’s only one active community left and that’s in Maine.
Hmm… perhaps dear Ahmed is a Scientologist. Hasn’t Tom Cruise run people off the road? Oh wait, that was one of his movies.
Well gosh golly I’m stumped.
This whole thing could have been avoided if the Catholic and Lutheran had just been quiet and a little more tolerant of the Unknown faith.
This is presumably another incident of sectarian violence between militant Catholics and militant Protestants. It’s a good thing that non-Catholic non-Protestant driver was present, providing a much-needed voice of reason and moderation.
Is anyone really suprised? Those Catholics and Lutherans. Each on their own spells trouble. Get them together in the back of a cab? I don’t even want to think about it… .
I heard he was upset at being made late for Festivus services. He was bringing the pole and the airing of the grievances had already commenced.
These comments are priceless. Good stuff . LMAO this morning reading them. Teri
Ahmed is short for Mohammed. Sort of like Larry and Lawrence. He therefore must be a Buddhist.