Well, they had better not make it too interesting and hip because then it will look gay.
Larry Craig’s Restroom to See Changes
MINNEAPOLIS — The infamous airport men’s room where Sen. Larry Craig was arrested is getting new stall dividers that drop nearly to the floor to make it a less inviting spot for sexual liaisons.
Web sites had touted that restroom as a popular site for sex with strangers, and police reports over the summer described several cases of men ducking their heads under the dividers into adjoining stalls, allegedly in search of sex…
The Minneapolis airport has more than 80 restrooms, but only two are being targeted for the new dividers, including the one now known for Craig’s arrest.
“These two have been the most problematic in terms of complaints from people and indications on Web sites that sexual activities are occurring in them,” said airport spokesman Patrick Hogan. He said the dividers would be installed within the next two months…
One person arrested over the summer told police he had four sexual encounters in three hours, and it was only on his fifth approach that someone objected, Hogan said.
The new stall dividers will fall to just 2 to 3 inches above the floor, instead of leaving as much as a foot of open space as they do now. The airport expects to spend $25,000; installing them in every restroom there would cost about $1 million, Hogan said.
The Tiny Gay Squirrel says: Uh, nothing. It appears he’s in the restroom.
“The Senator Larry Craig Memorial Crapper”…
I’d endorse that.
Given Craig’s status in the Senate right now, I don’t see him having the political clout to get his name on a phonebooth.
I think it’s highly likely that the men’s room will be called the John Murtha Memorial Sh*thouse or the Robert Byrd Memorial Can. It is a public works project afterall.
They could have done this a long time ago, but decided to have an ongoing “sting” operation instead. Maybe too much heat…