We’re not doing Cow Tales on a regular basis but this one warrants our attention.
Panicking cow kills Palestinian in Muslim feast
A panicking cow killed a Palestinian man who was trying to slaughter the beast on Saturday during the Muslim celebration of Eid al-Adha, a Gaza health official said.
I’m trying to picture this.
In addition to the death, Gaza heath official Ashraf al-Kidra said that 150 other people were hospitalized in the Gaza Strip with knife wounds or other injuries caused by animals trying to break away.
It is a rough neighborhood over there.
Yes, but who armed the cattle is what the Palestinians are asking themselves now. Mossad agents?
Yup, same ones who trained the killer Jewish dolphins.
Yep, the big horns of cowma…
Can’t say that they weren’t warned. What part of, EAT MOR CHIKN, didn’t they understand?
Allahu snackbar!
Moo-Slime hamburger. Make more of it.
Thaaat’s a shame.
Maybe God is trying to tell them something . . . ?
Oopsie.
This is what happens when you attempt to slaughter a 1000 pound animal with a kitchen knife. Yes, yes, I’m sure the koran dictates the animal must be killed by cutting it’s throat. Can’t have the animal slaughtered humanely..that would offend allah. Savages.
Caption this: Jealous of Spaniards who drove them out, Muslims attempt their own “running of the bulls.”
The best they can do after receiving billions in aid?
Nooo, don’t say that. The DB will send them billions more to teach them the proper way to ritually slaughter animals.
Not as easy as killing defenseless girls is it?
Good one.
Good!
Gen Patton: ‘Release The Cows’!
Releasing the Cows is nice, but what about parachuting in 100’s of Texas Wild Hogs into “Palestine”, Libya and Afghanistan?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlqvwKh5QOc
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