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Knut has balls and an undisturbed bottom!

Knut of Berlin has done something no other Western world leader has in this time of war: He has kept his dignity despite the efforts of others. Knut may be small and naked, but even he knows when to say no, and who not to associate with.

Knut Health Scare Over, He Was Only Teething

…”It was only toothache,” said a spokeswoman for the zoo. “He’s growing a back tooth and it hurt him like it hurts most small children.” Knut would be back on show on Tuesday, she said. “He’s playing again but his cheek is swollen.”…

After half an hour his two keepers decided to break off the show and took him back to his cage where two vets examined him and concluded that he had a fever. They couldn’t be entirely sure about his temperature though because he refused to let them put a thermometer up his bottom.

Now if we could only teach President Bush the same trick, we might actually get something done in Washington, DC and the Middle East, and stop winking at terrorists.

If things continue at this rate, I just may have to write-in “Knut von Berlin” in 2008.

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  1. Esther says:

    LOL!! I thought this might be what you were talking about. Knut for President! Hey Tammy, would you consider being his Veep?

  2. SLABBOTT says:

    LMAO! It would be difficult to insert anything up our President’s behind right now…he’s had his head up there for several years!

  3. The Friendly Grizzly says:

    Speaking from my perspective as a human grizzly, I would gladly be his Veep.

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