A post by Maynard
She eluded Chinese authorities and carefully read the labels on all the shipping containers until she identified a package that would carry her to America, where she intended to make her new home.
China the Cat told CATNews that she was glad George Bush was president, because he wasn’t going to send her back to prison like Bill Clinton did with Elián González. “I’m a cat of color,” she explained, “but you see how I’ve been ignored by Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. It seems that my anti-Communist stance renders me felina non grata.”
When asked to comment, Jesse Jackson questioned China’s credentials as a dilute tortie, while Sharpton dismissed her as an “Uncle Tomcat”.
Cat Escapes From Commie China!
That was an excellent satire of the sorry state of liberalism today!!!
Too bad we can’t get the “CAT News Network” on tv…They must be better than CNN!
Keep up the good work, Tammy!
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Smart cat. The way the Chicoms treat cats and dogs is outrageous. Congratulations to China for making her way to freedom.
Should this cat turn out to be a jihadist, er, “insurgent” like this squirrel, then Jackson and Sharpton will ride to the rescue.
Al Sharpton also told an audience of black cats not to worry about Mr. Bigglesworth, as only a real cat would be President of the CFA.