Squirrel Jihadist
It’s been ages since I’ve been able to bring some Squirrel Jihad news to you. Today it’s a doozy.
Squirrel enters S. San Jose classroom, attacks two adults and a student
A squirrel bit an 11-year-old girl and two adults after scurrying into an open classroom at a South San Jose elementary school this morning, drawing police and animal control to the campus.
Although an animal control official said it’s unlikely the squirrel has rabies, the three bite victims may undergo anti-rabies shots as a precaution.
The unusual attack was over in seconds, with the animal – possibly a confused and frightened adolescent – quickly disappearing.
“I think any animal that is cornered is going to do that fight-and-flight thing,” operations director of the Wildlife Center of Silicon Valley Janet Alexander Thompson said. “He probably didn’t mean to come into the classroom.”…
That’s a really good guess considering we’re talking about a squirrel here.
And what happened to the squirrel?
“The whereabouts of the squirrel are unknown,” Muyo said.
Obviously the Iraq War is diverting our attention from the real war against jihadist squirrels and kitlers. How soon can we expect Democrats to hold impeachment hearings against Bush?
Does he have an accomplice?
“Hey Rocky, watch me pull an IED out of my hat.”
“the animal – possibly a confused and frightened adolescent” – HAHA! Once again, bad parenting is the problem!