I guess that “if you have one for four hours” warning in commercials isn’t just a come on.
Man Sues Over Long-Lasting Erection
NEW YORK (AP) – A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.
Woods’ court papers say he woke up the next morning “with an erection that would not subside” and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism.
Novartis’ Boost Plus Web site describes the drink as “a great tasting, high calorie, nutritionally complete oral supplement for people who require extra energy and protein in a limited volume,” in vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.
Now don’t you all go rushing out to store now.
The Tiny Gay Squirrel says: “Whew! I was worried. I can tell you the chocolate one is delicious!”
Something to keep in mind for all you women out there is that a guy can’t pee if he has an erection. That’s probably the number one comfort / medical issue, especially in the morning after waking up.
I’ve always wondered what you are supposed to do when you walk into an emergency room with a four-hour old erection…say, “Excuse me, I need a hand over here”?
I guess that’s what the “Plus” stands for. This has to be a joke: the guy’s name is “Woods.”
This is only going to increase the sales of Boost, especially since they mostly market to old folks.