After all my reporting of Jihadi Squirrels, we finally have proof that just because all Jihadi Squirrels are squirrels, does not mean all squirrels are Jihadis.
Iran-US Face-Off goes Sci-Fi: Spy Squirrels and Godly UFOs
According to IRNA, the official Islamic Republic news agency, the national Police chief has implicitly verified the news about the confiscation of a number of squirrels, equipped with eavesdropping devices, on the Iranian borders. He has declined to give any more details, but, reportedly, when asked about the confiscation of 14 spy squirrels, he stated, “I have heard about it, but I do not have precise informationâ€. IRNA adds, “These squirrels were equipped by foreign intelligence services, but were captured two weeks ago by the Policeâ€.
Yes, the most thankless job in war–“Spy,” the nameless and faceless, obviously even without the benefit of even being human, these brave rodent-ish like creatures have risked all to make it clear that some squirrels won’t put up with their entire species being hijacked by a few crazy violent freaks who dream of Squirrel World Conquest.
Now if only squirrels we know, in every day life, would come out and be as vocal against those who give all squirrels a bad name. But for now, we’ll have to just imagine who these brave souls are. Er, were. (HT Hot Air).
The Tiny Gay Squirrel says: “Well, it’s about time. But, this whole thing strikes me as sort of…gay.”
