I couldn’t resist. Swiped from Patsy, Patsy Stone, a friend on MySpace.
What is the difference between girls/woman Aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68,
and 78 ?At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!
At 78 — What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
Based on these criteria, my libido is almost 20 years younger than my actual age. I’m lovin’ it.
Just one more chapter of Madeline…pleeeeeeeeease???…
The seven ages of man:
1.Not old enough to know better
2.Old enough to know better
3.Not old enough
4.Old enough
5.Not old
6.Old
7.Not