Horrible. From The Onion.
Police: iPhone Left In Hot Car For Three Hours
WINNETKA, IL—This normally peaceful suburban town is still reeling following the news Monday that a local resident, whose name is being withheld by police pending a full investigation, left an iPhone unattended for more than three hours in a car parked in the hot sun.
“Responding to calls from concerned passersby, who observed the iPhone sitting in a vehicle in the parking lot of the Westfield Shopping Center, police arrived on the scene at approximately 4 p.m. and immediately intervened to save the device,” said Winnetka police chief Douglas Blaine. “Security cameras have shown that the iPhone had been in the car—with the doors locked and the windows rolled up—since 1 p.m. Due to the tragic and highly emotional nature of this case, we cannot say any more at this time.”
Shocking. I had to hug my iPhone for a long time to reassure her (and me). I just don’t understand people sometimes. Oh, should I name my iPhone “Sarah”? I’m thinkin’ it might be the right thing to do.
Tammy,
iPhoneacide is a felony in all 57 states, isn’t it? Your iPhone’s name MUST begin with an S, and what could be better than Sarah, which conveys a certain *attitude* that suits you well.
That’s ok Tammy and Marleed, we can just add the cost of iPhoneacide to the ginormous bailout bill. Barney Frank OKed it you know. I mean, what’s another 100 billion?
Can Cindy be spelled with an S? Sindee?
This happened on George Bush’s watch. I expect Congress to launch a full investigation!
That is the ONLY right thing to do.
I think I am in big trouble… I let my first iPhone drown when I was in the Caymans.
LOL! Were the medic units called? What I’d like to know is, who called the cops?
Gosh, Saturday, with Tammy Bruce, and the Dodgers playing the cubs for Game 3 of the best of 5….the last time I had tickets for Game 7 of the World Series…and they won it in 6…..LOL…it’s been a long time…..Go Dodgers……just think how the Cubs feel…what’s it been for them, 100 Years?
Finally, Tammy AND Sarah….bring up Kilo…..it takes a woman!!!!!!!
Tammy,
I listen on KOGO, and they are running excerpts from Rush Limbaugh….since streraming just shows a blue sign that says “the Broadcast will begin Momentarily…that’s been going on for an hour now……..It’s 5:20 PM PT…
Thank you for the KDOX tip….I couldn’t remember what station it was in Las Vegas that picks up your signal when the other KABC goes nutty…..guess they’re doind pre-dodger stuff….and KOGO has totally failed you….they don’t even have the Tammy Show listed on their website…..Crap you, San Diego, Saturday shows……We are Tammy Peeps…doncha know?