After an afternoon of worry, speculation and thinking crashing your car into a fire hydrant and a tree just as you leave your driveway seemed odd, a more plausible report has been issued. TMZ is reporting Tiger Woods was assaulted by his wife. This one day after an article in the National 
Enquirer that he was cheating on his wife, the mother of his two children. Sad.
Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV
Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol — that should happen this afternoon. But we’re told Tiger had a conversation Friday — with a non-law enforcement type — detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.
We’re told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We’re told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV — but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.
Tiger WoodsWe’re told Woods became “distracted,” thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.
We’re also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.
This just proves men need to be protected from violence by women. Remember Bill Clinton getting the lamp thrown at him by Hillary? Maybe it’s just a rumor but what if the story was about Bill throwing the lamp at Hillary? I am kind of joking here but I think I also have a point. What is it about gay people that they can’t spell the word domestic correctly? : )
I guess I wasn’t done commenting so here is some more. I was just thinking about Hillary and how it grates on my nerves so much when she yells. You all know what I’m talking about. Rush Limbaugh says it brings up bad memories of his ex wives. It is during those times when I can sympathize with Bill for the Monica Lewinsky thing. The paradox in this whole thing is that Tammy yells quite a bit louder and angrier than Hillary yet it is music to my ears. This is all very strange. I noticed yesterday when Tammy was yelling about every third sentence and then the Palin Democrat came in and she was all calm for the rest of the show. It appears the Palin Democrat has a calming influence on her.
with a golf club???? The IRONY!
Since this was reported in the National Enquirer, it’s most likely true. I find it unbelievable that a tabloid paper does a better job at reporting than the mainstream media.
It’s time for golf club control legislation.
If I knew anything about golf, I’d here be asking an involved technical question along the lines of, is it better to hit a straying hubby with a 7-iron or a 9-iron?
Golf control legislation – WOOFAW Pat
P.S. to Maynard – Best to go for the Driver
[correction] Golf Club Control Legislation – and still WOOFAWing
Can’t see why Tiger Woods would cheat when he’s married to THAT! Then again, if she’s the type to come after him with a golf club, I doubt he’d want to remain faithful.
Yea…a five day waiting period for a putter!
plus finger prints to go in a national registry and golf ball purchases heavily restricted- no on line sales and limits to amounts that can be bought at once.
Perforated by a putter.
Mangled by a mashie.
Neutered by a niblick.
I just love golf talk.
“I am thinking he was using his putter not on his home course, and trying to sink a hole in one. A little birdie told his wife and she got teed off and decided to iron out their difficulties, maybe trying to take his balls out of his bag to keep him from playing a round. He couldn’t find his driver and his Caddy landed in the rough, the ambulance had to come and cart him off.”