Obama says critics ‘talk about me like a dog’. That’s weird, because the only person talking about Obama (in fact all black Americans) like a dog is, er, Obama. Specifically, Obama shockingly called all black people “mongrels,” a term typically used in reference to dogs, not to people. Most of America also found it rather odd when the First Family named their dog “Bo,” the initials of Barack Obama. So, in keeping with the president’s apparent canine point-of-view, here’s a picture illustrating what’s going to happen on November 2, 2010. And finally, thank you Mr. President, for teaching us how to speak Doglish.
CAPTION THIS!
(Courtesy of TAM RuBegonia 🙂
“I know the doc said ‘no more ass kissing’ but this is ridiculous!”
LOL!!
“Can’t I just have my Beggin’ Strips?”
Cujobama
“Tell me again… how does this cone keep my head out of my ass?”
ROFL!!
Urkel, now you must wear the cone of shame.
I wanted to say that!
Re: the Parker quote and Presidential seal:
“I just made a mess on the White House carpet.”
“I wonder if I can still BOW to tyrants with this on, WOW!
“Damn White House photographer. I’d fire him but now I can claim a ‘job saved.’
“I can’t see wussup in this thing, dawg!”
Bo wow, Bo wow. This job is a dog.
“I don’t care what they say… I can’t hear a thing in this! Oh, wait… in my ear? Well, that’s just silly.”
Actually, he’s more like a vacuum cleaner than a dog. He suckssss.
Yo Quiero Taco Bell.
spitting beer on my monitor. Thanks alot RuBegonia.
This is why Michelle ducked when I was flipping the umbrella over the gate. She knew this would happen.
I said I wanted the “Cone of Silence,” not the “Cone of Insolence.”
mmmmmm…. BACON!
How am I supposed to swing my 9-iron now??
(The Elizabethan collar plays a role in the Pixar film “Up”, where it’s used as a public humiliation device for a dog called the “Cone of Shame”.)
Personally, I find the ears a vast improvement on the original.
Now that you mention it, it is isn’t it.
Quit whining, BO…that’s a good dog. Now, here’s your Milk Bone.
Ever since that trip to Saudi, I said he’d answer to “PrezBOW.”
Bow-ack Gives Conservatives New Leash On Life.
2010 for Democrats? RUFF!
2012? Dog Gone!
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I don’t know if he has a problem with the color of his skin, but he does seem to have one with that anti ass licking collar around his neck.
That’s not quite what was meant by calling you “Geroge Soros’s bitch”…
( like we’d ever think you are as fabulous, brave, and loyal as a dog . perhaps if you weren’t always flopping over belly up in submission to every alpha lslamofascist no one would ever have cause to make the canine allusions.)
WE’RE not talking about him like a dog — we love our dogs! Makes you wonder how he feels about HIS dog…
Dogs are noble creatures…loyal and steadfast. Obama has insulted all dogs by comparing himself to them.
yap yap tv yappity tv yap — they ought to know by now that I don’t do Elizabethan at all…. HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE SCISSORS BACK THERE?!?!!
[btw, the BGK bullmastiff crew have issues: “Those better be off some boxer, because we’ll be putting the hurt on some hatted amber colored retriever if she claims Urkle is related to us in any way. We can play stretch the golden just as easily as we do with woodchucks.”]
It’s not only a personal teleprompter, but it also makes my ears look smaller.
Bow, Freakin, Wow. Cry me a river! This incompetent man is such a brat!! He wastes his time on this nonsense!!??
Hey! What is this? And what does “neuter” mean?
Umm… and the rabbit was ten feet tall and it had green eyes umm and a big fluffy tail…
Urkel now confused about which plane to take on next vacay.
It keeps me from licking my balls all right, but I can’t see to the side! I already peed on Michelle’s legs twice today by mistake!
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Some people in DC “talk about me like a dog”. Maybe it’s because I treat this country like a fire hydrant.
Compliments of Fred Thompson…
‘Lil pup Barry get’s “fixed” on Nov 2011. Vet makes him wear the collar for 2 yrs.
“Hey Buddy… Yeah you! … I’ll see your campaign gets 50 million ACORN dollars for 2012 if you take this thing off of me?… No ?? … How about 5 million and a Styrofoam column for a smoke and a burger ?”
They call me a border folly!
I was thinking he’s a Kenyan Shepherd myself.
A Communese Bich-poo mongrel mix…
Rollover Rover, and let Sarah take over.
Der Neutered Leader
or
BEWARE
Pocket Rat!
Will steal your money, culture, citizenship, language, freedom, rights, and anything else you got!
Who let the dog out? Woof, woof, woof.