Obama says critics ‘talk about me like a dog’. That’s weird, because the only person talking about Obama (in fact all black Americans) like a dog is, er, Obama. Specifically, Obama shockingly called all black people “mongrels,” a term typically used in reference to dogs, not to people. Most of America also found it rather odd when the First Family named their dog “Bo,” the initials of Barack Obama. So, in keeping with the president’s apparent canine point-of-view, here’s a picture illustrating what’s going to happen on November 2, 2010. And finally, thank you Mr. President, for teaching us how to speak Doglish.


(Courtesy of TAM RuBegonia 🙂

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  1. “I know the doc said ‘no more ass kissing’ but this is ridiculous!”

  2. DogOnCrack says:

    “Can’t I just have my Beggin’ Strips?”

  3. “Tell me again… how does this cone keep my head out of my ass?”

  4. naga5 says:

    Urkel, now you must wear the cone of shame.

  5. JLThorpe says:

    Re: the Parker quote and Presidential seal:

    “I just made a mess on the White House carpet.”

  6. Chris says:

    “I wonder if I can still BOW to tyrants with this on, WOW!

  7. “Damn White House photographer. I’d fire him but now I can claim a ‘job saved.’

  8. DogOnCrack says:

    “I can’t see wussup in this thing, dawg!”

  9. ancientwrrior says:

    Bo wow, Bo wow. This job is a dog.

  10. “I don’t care what they say… I can’t hear a thing in this! Oh, wait… in my ear? Well, that’s just silly.”

  11. ancientwrrior says:

    Actually, he’s more like a vacuum cleaner than a dog. He suckssss.

  12. RedMoonProject says:

    Yo Quiero Taco Bell.

  13. Pathman says:

    spitting beer on my monitor. Thanks alot RuBegonia.

  14. MainelyRight says:

    This is why Michelle ducked when I was flipping the umbrella over the gate. She knew this would happen.

  15. MainelyRight says:

    I said I wanted the “Cone of Silence,” not the “Cone of Insolence.”

  16. Pathman says:

    mmmmmm…. BACON!

  17. BarbaraM says:

    How am I supposed to swing my 9-iron now??

    (The Elizabethan collar plays a role in the Pixar film “Up”, where it’s used as a public humiliation device for a dog called the “Cone of Shame”.)

  18. Tammy says:

    Personally, I find the ears a vast improvement on the original.

  19. eMVeeH says:

    Quit whining, BO…that’s a good dog. Now, here’s your Milk Bone.

  20. aardvark says:

    Ever since that trip to Saudi, I said he’d answer to “PrezBOW.”

  21. metaphorsbwithu says:

    Bow-ack Gives Conservatives New Leash On Life.

    2010 for Democrats? RUFF!

    2012? Dog Gone!

  22. […] Day WOOFing – Dog Day Afternoon Tammy Bruce posted the following on her website today: Obama says critics ‘talk about me like a dog’. That’s weird, because the only person talking […]

  23. ancientwrrior says:

    I don’t know if he has a problem with the color of his skin, but he does seem to have one with that anti ass licking collar around his neck.

  24. thierry says:

    That’s not quite what was meant by calling you “Geroge Soros’s bitch”…

    ( like we’d ever think you are as fabulous, brave, and loyal as a dog . perhaps if you weren’t always flopping over belly up in submission to every alpha lslamofascist no one would ever have cause to make the canine allusions.)

  25. imacat says:

    WE’RE not talking about him like a dog — we love our dogs! Makes you wonder how he feels about HIS dog…

  26. jimbower says:

    Dogs are noble creatures…loyal and steadfast. Obama has insulted all dogs by comparing himself to them.

  27. BeforeGoreKneel says:

    yap yap tv yappity tv yap — they ought to know by now that I don’t do Elizabethan at all…. HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE SCISSORS BACK THERE?!?!!

    [btw, the BGK bullmastiff crew have issues: “Those better be off some boxer, because we’ll be putting the hurt on some hatted amber colored retriever if she claims Urkle is related to us in any way. We can play stretch the golden just as easily as we do with woodchucks.”]

  28. Alain41 says:

    It’s not only a personal teleprompter, but it also makes my ears look smaller.

  29. Slimfemme says:

    Bow, Freakin, Wow. Cry me a river! This incompetent man is such a brat!! He wastes his time on this nonsense!!??

  30. Tinker says:

    Hey! What is this? And what does “neuter” mean?

  31. hsgripper says:

    Umm… and the rabbit was ten feet tall and it had green eyes umm and a big fluffy tail…

  32. Carol says:

    Urkel now confused about which plane to take on next vacay.

  33. otlset says:

    It keeps me from licking my balls all right, but I can’t see to the side! I already peed on Michelle’s legs twice today by mistake!

  34. […] Ms. Bruce wonders if any of her readers (and I wonder if any of ours) have a caption for this […]

  35. BarbaraM says:

    Some people in DC “talk about me like a dog”. Maybe it’s because I treat this country like a fire hydrant.

  36. rickh says:

    ‘Lil pup Barry get’s “fixed” on Nov 2011. Vet makes him wear the collar for 2 yrs.

  37. morecowbell says:

    “Hey Buddy… Yeah you! … I’ll see your campaign gets 50 million ACORN dollars for 2012 if you take this thing off of me?… No ?? … How about 5 million and a Styrofoam column for a smoke and a burger ?”

  38. noflyzone says:

    They call me a border folly!

  39. otlset says:

    Rollover Rover, and let Sarah take over.

  40. radargeek says:

    Der Neutered Leader
    Pocket Rat!
    Will steal your money, culture, citizenship, language, freedom, rights, and anything else you got!

  41. Chuck says:

    Who let the dog out? Woof, woof, woof.

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