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Oops: ‘Not So Bright’ ISIS Fighter Attempts To Shoot Missile From Middle Of Room
by Shifra on December 3, 2015Note to self: Next time I shoot RPG, better move closer to window… Via Daily Mail: This is the moment a hopeless ISIS militant’s attempt to shoot an RPG through a small hole in a wall spectacularly backfired. Instead of shooting the shoulder-launched grenade out of the gap, the hopeless jihadi misses his target and destroys the building he is standing in. The video shows the explosive filling the room with smoke and dust – though it’s not known if the jihadi survived….
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Video: Mosque Chanting “Death to America! Death To Jews!” Goes…Boom!
by Shifra on March 24, 2015Oopsie… Via Israel National News: Yemen: Worshippers Cursed Jews at Moment of Mosque Bombing Last Friday, terrorists who claimed to be affiliated with the Islamic State (ISIS) targeted two mosques affiliated with the Shiite Houthi rebel movement which has taken over the capital of Yemen, Sanaa. The attacks, carried out by suicide bombers during the rush for Friday prayers, killed 137 people and injured 345 others, according to Al-Jazeera. ….According to video footage posted to the internet and translated by the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI), the worshippers at the mosque were cursing Jews and wishing death upon Israel just as the suicide bomber detonated his explosive device. The preacher is shown saying in the video, “Our belief in...
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ISIS Twitter Hashtag ‘We Are Coming O Rome’ Hijacked By Italians
by Shifra on February 24, 2015Love the Italians! When ISIS began threatening to invade Rome, and “throw homosexuals off the Leaning Tower of Pizza,” Italy struck back: Via Times of Israel: Italians welcome IS with ‘travel tips’ ….Islamic State supporters began using the hashtag #We_Are_Coming_O_Rome to signify the impending advance of the self-styled caliphate on the city and on the seat of the Catholic Church in the Vatican. For the government in Italy, the prospect of IS-inspired attacks was cause for real concern. Indeed, the Italian foreign minister said last week that Rome would weigh participating in any military intervention to keep Islamic State forces from advancing in Libya. But while some in Italy fear the risk that terrorists, mingled among boatloads of migrants, could...
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Video: Hamas Funeral Attendee Forgets To Remove Suicide Belt, Goes Boom!
by Shifra on August 24, 2014Don’t they teach anything at Hamas Suicide Training School? You’re supposed to take off your suicide belt when you go to a funeral. Capiche?
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Premature Detonation: Suicide Bomber Kills Himself While Parking
by Tammy on March 15, 2014Alternate headline? “Somali Islamist Go Boom.” Yeah, that parallel parking will kill you. Oh, wait… This is how all Islamist terrorist suicide bombings should go, with the scum only killing himself. In this instance, the premature detonation happened while he was parking. Funny they should have driving bans on women when the boys can’t even park without killing themselves. Allah Akbar indeed. Your Feel Good story for the weekend 🙂 Suicide Bomber Kills Self MOGADISHU, Somalia (AP) — A Somali police officer says a suicide car bomber accidentally detonated his explosives near a popular hotel in the Somali capital. Capt. Mohamed Hussein said the bomber appeared to have prematurely detonated his explosives-laden car Saturday as he tried to park near...
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So How’s That Burqa Thingey Workin’ Out For Ya?
by Tammy on February 11, 2010Islamist guy who thinks it’s perfectly okay for a woman to live in a potato sack is shocked, just shocked, to find out his bride looks more like Danny DeVito than Kate Winslet. Or something. Close shave for Arab diplomat groom in a hairy bride-to-be snafu An Arab ambassador escaped married life by a whisker. The diplomat had his marriage instantly annulled after he tried to kiss his veiled bride and discovered she had a beard and was cross-eyed. The unnamed groom had never seen the woman’s face because she wore a niqab throughout their entire courtship, according to reports. He freaked out after they signed the marriage contract in Dubai, canceled the reception and went right to an Islamic...