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Biden Surges on Super Tuesday… And Sniffs Baby’s Hair
by Shifra on March 4, 2020When Joe loses in November, he could have a very successful career doing shampoo commercials, with the tag line, “Hey honey, your hair smells great!” Via Breitbart. ….The video, filmed and shared to Twitter by New York Times reporter Katie Glueck, shows the baby turning away as Biden takes a whiff. Biden found himself at the center of controversy regarding unwanted touching from several women at the launch of his White House campaign last year. Lucy Flores, an unsuccessful Nevada Democrat candidate for lieutenant governor, alleged the former vice president sniffed her hair and kissed the back of her head during a 2014 campaign event. After facing multiple allegations, Biden pledged to be more “mindful and respectful” of others’ personal...
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Performance Artist Eats ‘Banana Duct-Taped To Wall’ Artwork That Sold For $120K
by Shifra on December 8, 2019As if this story was not bizarre enough: Several days ago, artist Maurizio Cattelan (who also constructed the six million dollar golden toilet stolen from Winston Churchill’s family home) duct-taped a banana to a gallery wall at Art Basel Miami, and the “work of art” was sold for $120,000. And now, this: Via Miami Herald. ….By now you have probably heard of the now world-famous banana duct-taped to Emmanuel Perrotin’s outer gallery wall at Art Basel Miami Beach. The piece that sold to an art collector for $120,000. The $120,000 banana — a real, rather ripe and edible one — is the work of Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan and titled “Comedian.” The work comes with a Certificate of Authenticity, and...
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Iranian General Accuses Israel of Causing Drought… By Stealing Their Clouds
by Shifra on July 3, 2018In 2010, when sharks began attacking tourists at Egypt’s Sharm El-Shekih resort, Israel’s intelligence agency, Mossad, was accused of training the sharks to attack, in order to ruin Egypt’s tourism industry. Then, in 2011, a vulture tagged by Israeli scientists flew into Saudi Arabia … and was arrested for being a spy. So, it’s not surprising that an Iranian general would come up with this laughable “reason” for their drought. Recently, PM Netanyahu offered Iran valuable assistance in fighting their severe water shortage. But looks like “You stole our clouds!” is their response. Via Daily Mail. An Iranian general has accused Israel of stealing its clouds in order to manipulate weather and cause drought in the Islamic Republic. Brigadier General...
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Spike In Airborne Radioactivity Detected In Europe
by Tammy on October 5, 2017Hmm… Not sure what to make of this at this point, but it’s good to be aware of. Via Phys.Org German officials say that a spike in radioactivity has been detected in the air in Western and Central Europe but there’s no threat to human health. The Federal Office for Radiation Protection said Thursday that elevated levels of the isotope Ruthenium-106 have been reported in Germany, Italy, Austria, Switzerland and France since Sept. 29. Spokesman Jan Henrik Lauer told The Associated Press the source of the Ruthenium-106 isn’t known but calculations indicate it may have been released in eastern Europe. Ruthenium-106 is used for radiation therapy to treat eye tumors, and sometimes as a source of energy to power satellites....
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Neo-Nazi Islamist Tells Police He Murdered Roomates Who Disrespected Islam
by Tammy on May 22, 2017Yeah, you heard that right. In Florida, no less. But there’s more… Via Fox News. A man in Florida who claimed to be a neo-Nazi convert told police he murdered his two roommates at their apartment because they “disrespected” his Islamic faith, police records revealed on Monday. The suspect, 18-year-old Devon Arthurs, mentioned “Allah Mohammed!” during his arrest in Tampa on Friday night, Fox 13 reported. He led police to the bodies after he released two customers and an employee he’d taken hostage at a nearby smoke shop, officers said. Arthurs claimed he was angry at the world’s “anti-Muslim” sentiments. He told police, “I had to do it. This wouldn’t have had to happen if your country didn’t bomb my...
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$43M In Cash Found in Empty Nigerian Apartment
by Tammy on April 15, 2017No word if a prince with a computer was found nearby. Via CTV News, HT Mediaite. More than US$43 million was seized from an apartment building in Nigeria after the anti-corruption unit received a tip. The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission received a tip from a whistleblower who reported suspicious activity when they noticed someone moving bags in and out of the apartment, according to a Facebook post. Another source claimed that a “haggard” looking woman in “dirty clothes” sometimes appeared at the apartment building with multiple bags. On Wednesday, the anti-corruption unit said they stormed the seventh floor of a residential building and entered into the apartment where they found three fireproof cabinets hidden inside a dresser. The cabinets...
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Cue the Fainting Couch: LA Times Predicts Armageddon Under Trump
by Tammy on April 3, 2017The meltdown not only continues, but appears to be increasing in intensity. At this point I don’t know if there’s enough Valium and diapers in the world for the hysterics at the Times. I hate to be the bearer of bad news for them, but we have a president who doesn’t care about their feelings nor does he need to be liked by them. That is at the core of the liberal establisment mass hysteria~~ we suddenly have a man in the White House they can’t bully and control. Thank God. Via Washington Examiner. The Los Angeles Times on Sunday launched a four-part editorial series that said Trump’s lack of respect for democratic institutions and his “utter lack of regard...
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Feds Grant $30K For Idiotic Performance, Er, Conceptual Art ‘Doggie Hamlet’
by Shifra on December 21, 2016$30,000 of our tax dollars for actors to run around a field with some sheep and a dog. The NYT says “Ann Carlson is a conceptual artist who uses gesture, text, and humor to break your heart.” Well, it is heartbreaking, when you think what $30K could have done to help our veterans. Via Free Beacon. “Doggie Hamlet is a full-length outdoor performance spectacle that weaves dance, music, visual and theatrical elements with aspects from competitive sheep herding trials,” writes Elsie Management, a firm that promotes the performing arts. “The work is performed by four dancers, one boy, one American Sign Language interpreter, two herding dogs and a flock of sheep in a 30 x 50 foot fenced field.” “Doggie...
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(Video) Tim Kaine Tries To Woo Millennials With Unfunny Standup Routine
by Shifra on October 7, 2016Kaine should have ended his routine with: I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.” His cynical “advice” stands in stark contrast to Donald Trump’s heartfelt advice to a college graduate at last night’s townhall: “Do what you love. And never give up.” Via American Mirror. Tim Kaine continued his weird behavior today as he struggled to interact with a subdued audience of students. While campaigning for Hillary Clinton in Pittsburgh today, Kaine — sporting shades while strutting the stage with a handheld mic — told the audience that he needs to just be likeable enough to win…. Kaine is not quite packing them in here in Pittsburgh pic.twitter.com/oaIJGdQjMa — Edward-Isaac Dovere (@IsaacDovere) October 6, 2016 ****************************************************
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Two US Olympic Swimmers Removed from Flight at Rio Airport
by Tammy on August 17, 2016Uh oh. It still looks like Lochte got out of the country, Feigen is still stuck there and now two other swimmers who were with Lochte the night of the alleged robbery have been stopped from leaving the country. This story gets stranger and stranger. I don’t trust the government of Brazil. Maybe they think Obama will pay a ransom for them. All I know is we better get our Olympians out of there asap. Via USA Today. Two U.S. swimmers who were with Ryan Lochte the night of an alleged robbery were removed from a flight at a Rio airport on Wednesday night as they tried to leave the country. Jack Conger and Gunnar Bentz were taken off their...
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Man Who Cops Say Fatally Shot Firefighter Released After Questioning
by Tammy on April 16, 2016This sounds very strange. We better find out why sooner than later. Could it be he had no idea what was happening and thought is was a home invasion? I can’t imagine what transpired here that would compel the police to release a man who shot a firefighter to death, and injured two others.
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Mystery Repeating Radio Signals Detected in Deep Space
by Tammy on March 4, 2016This is the first time we’ve ever encountered signals like this. We think we know everything, but really, we know essentially nothing. Via Telegraph. E.T phoning home may be a Hollywood invention but now astronomers claim to have detected repeating radio signals from outside the solar system. The possibility of alien life somewhere in deep space remains a tantalising prospect for scientists as they continue to scan the galaxy for potential messages, or radio bursts, sent from intelligent life. And now researchers at Cornell University say they have discovered repeated 10 millisecond-long “fast radio bursts” (FRBs) after sifting through archive data caught by the Arecibo telescope in Puerto Rico. “We’re showing that whatever battery drives FRBs, it can recharge in...
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Caption This! Bowing for Obama
by Tammy on December 30, 2014This photograph is an official White House photo, and I think you would agree it’s begging for a proper caption 🙂 I’m guessing this is how Obama would prefer everyone to greet him. But the photographer feels compelled to explain that they’re not bowing, they’re laughing, at obviously the funniest president in the history of the country. It is somewhat telling, however, that the photog does feel the need to explain things, because gosh, for some reason people might think staff is bowing to the jerk. Talk about the compulsion to confess… (Pic HT to Weasel Zippers) “This is one of those photographs that needs some explanation. The President had been meeting with Communications Director Jennifer Palmieri, left, and Senior...
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Video: Arab Prof: ISIS “Israeli Secret Intelligence Service,” founded by John McCain
by IloiloKano on December 14, 2014**Bumped Up From TAMWire. Posted By IloiloKano** Egyptian man, looking suspiciously like Ed Asner, claims ISIS was created by the Jews with the aid of John McCain. Related: FrontPage Magazine: Muslim Brotherhood Media Advisor Claims Israel Spreads Cancer Telegraph: Shark ‘sent to Egypt by Mossad’ Ynet News: Turkey suspects bird of being Israeli spy
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Say You’re Sorry to Mr. Putin
by Pat_S on December 6, 2014Poor Vlad. He’s getting picked on by the big bullies. Now there’s a website, don’t know whose, with a pre-written apology you can sign and send to Putin and the Russian people for picking on them. Tell Putin You’re Sorry! From the dearputin website Dear President Putin and Russian People, Please accept our apologies for the behavior of our Governments and Media. Western Nations, led by the United States, seem determined to start a war with Russia. A sane person would recognize the terrible consequences of such a war and would do everything in their power to avoid it. In fact it appears that this is exactly what you are doing. In the face of an endless stream of lies...