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CNN Reports For 3 Days on Truck Blocking Trump’s Golfing, Finally Solves ‘Mystery’
by Shifra on December 31, 2017Not only does President Trump live rent-free in CNN reporters’ heads, but apparently the White Box Truck parks for free in their heads, too But maybe now they can get on with reporting some real news?
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‘Breaking’ CNN News: View of President Trump Golfing Blocked by Box Truck!
by Shifra on December 28, 2017The most pathetic thing about this non-news “story” is their total lack of self-awareness of their TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome). Via NewsBusters. After not caring about President Obama’s golf habit for eight years, CNN suddenly finds it imperative for a functioning democracy for them to document every stroke of President Trump’s outings at his courses. During CNN Newsroom on Wednesday, fill-in host Don Lemon and reporter Dan Merica were losing their minds over someone parking a box truck to block a gap in some hedges CNN was using to peep on the President….
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CNN Crybabies, er, Reporters, Will Boycott WH Christmas Party
by Shifra on November 29, 2017This is very mature behavior… if you are five years old. And, Sarah Sanders’ tweet is absolutely *perfect* 🙂 Via Breitbart. CNN will boycott this year’s White House media Christmas Party because of President Donald Trump’s repeated criticism of the network, a spokesperson confirmed Tuesday. The event, which is scheduled for Friday at 2:00 p.m. EST, is typically a chance for members of the press to mingle with White House staff in a less aggressive setting than press conferences. “CNN will not be attending this year’s White House Christmas party,” a CNN spokesperson said. “In light of the President’s continued attacks on freedom of the press and CNN, we do not feel it is appropriate to celebrate with him as...
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Al Gore To Host 24-Hour ‘Climate Change,’ er, ‘Global Warming’ Broadcast
by Shifra on November 28, 2017If Al Gore wants to do something for “Global Warming,” maybe he should refrain from spewing more hot air into the universe. Via Daily Caller. Former Vice President Al Gore is preparing to host another 24-hour-long broadcast to to sound the alarm on manmade global warming, capping off a disappointing year for the world’s most famous climate activist. Gore’s environmental group will put on “24 Hours of Reality” broadcast in early December, which will feature celebrity guest appearances, including actress Helen Hunt, musical performances and segments on what different parts of the world are doing about global warming…. And, it’s a safe bet that this questioner from Gore’s previous “Global Warming” town hall meeting will not be invited on his...
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Lebanese Paper: Gal Gadot Is A Mossad Agent!
by Shifra on November 27, 2017Gal Gadot is an Israeli Mossad agent? Not that this ‘journalist’ is paranoid and out of his mind, or anything. Via Times of Israel. During her off-time from playing the much-adored Wonder Woman as well as raising her two children, Israeli actress Gal Gadot is also a Mossad agent — at least according to a leading Lebanese newspaper. The daily Al Liwaa on Monday published an image of Gadot on its front page, claiming she was Collette Vianfi, the supposed name of an agent from Israel’s international spy agency who allegedly recruited and was working with Lebanese actor and playwright Ziad Itani. Itani was arrested on Friday on charges of “collaborating” with Israel and gathering information on political figures…. Here’s...
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Video: CNN Fights ‘Fake News’ Claims With A Banana, er, Apple
by Shifra on October 23, 2017The banana, er, apple, is *not* from The Onion. HT Washington Examiner. “Some people might try to tell you that it’s a banana.” #FactsFirst pic.twitter.com/LbmRKiGJe9 — CNN (@CNN) October 23, 2017 And, these *perfect* response: LOL. What if the apple doesn't identify as an apple, but instead identifies as an orange? — Mama P. (@anniebeans59) October 23, 2017 “Some people might tell you this is a bump stock” #FactsFirst pic.twitter.com/8sRYXOSrzX — Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) October 23, 2017 And, the best one: 🙂 Any updates from Don Lemon about MH370 flying into that black hole? #justasking https://t.co/ztPUOCFIA6 — Tammy Bruce (@HeyTammyBruce) October 23, 2017
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Army Opens Investigation Into West Point Grad For Promoting Communism
by Tammy on September 27, 2017Displaying a sign that said “Communism will win” while in uniform and displaying a t-shirt of mass murderer Che Guevara– under his uniform– are just two of the public examples of this guy promoting what appears to be the overthrow of the US government. I have a tiny feeling there are more problems with this guy. Or maybe he just wants a job with MSNBC? At first I thought the pictures on social media had to be photoshops, but remarkable absurdities like this now seem to be part of the meltdown of the left. It’s not *common* yet, and so we have a chance to send a message about what’s acceptable and waht’s not. But what should we expect after...
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MSNBC ‘Loses’ Trump Speech Feed… ‘Trash Man’ Appears on Screen
by Shifra on August 22, 2017Remember when MSNBC lost Barack Hussein Obama’s speech feed, and placed the words “Trash Man” on their screen? Oh wait, that was when Barack Hussein pushed Israel’s PM Benjamin Netanyahu out of the WH, using the back door, near the trash cans. Never mind. Via American Mirror.
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Chuck Schumer: Let’s Improve Healthcare… As Founding Fathers Intended
by Shifra on July 30, 2017I’m pretty sure the Founding Fathers never wrote about improving healthcare. But our Founding Fathers would definitely not have been pleased with Chucky Schumer, a publicity-seeking career politician with over forty years of holding elected positions of power. Via CNS News. Senate Minority Leaders said…at the end of the debate over the Republicans “skinny repeal” of Obamacare that the Founding Fathers of the United States intended for Congress to improve the healthcare system…. “We plead with you, let us re-commit this bill,” Schumer said on the Senate floor last night. “Let us vote against skinny repeal, and let’s work together to improve our healthcare system in the way our Founding Fathers intended us to improve it.” Schumer: ‘We Aren’t Celebrating’...
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UCLA Course Examines New Concept: *Spatial Injustice*
by Shifra on July 13, 2017Great news for Social Justice Warriors: Now, you can all rail against cars, highways, the Internet, film and media, racism, patriarchy, and heterosexual bias, and you get five credits towards your college degree. Because… Spatial Injustice! Via Campus Reform. The University of California-Los Angeles is offering a technology class this summer examining how “car culture” contributes to “spatial injustice.” The course, “LA Tech City: Digital Technologies and Spatial Injustice,” will be offered through the UCLA Digital Humanities department and will be taught by Professor Todd Presner and Professor Dana Cuff. “Students will investigate spatial justice and injustice in the multi-ethnic city through the lens of three thematic technologies,” the syllabus states, listing cars and highways, the Internet, and film and...
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Libs Accidentally Fly Banner Attacking Nevada Republican… Over W. Virginia
by Shifra on June 27, 2017Hey, great job, Liberals! Via Free Beacon. Liberal activists in West Virginia accidentally flew an aerial message attacking a Republican senator representing a completely different state on the other side of the country. Reporters at the Charleston Gazette-Mail on Monday noticed a plane flying around West Virginia’s capital city with a banner reading, “SEN HELLER: KEEP YOUR WORD VOTE NO ON TRUMPCARE.” The only problem? Republican Sen. Dean Heller represents Nevada. The GOP senator representing West Virginia is Shelley Moore Capito…. Charleston, WV, looks to the sky and asks: "Who's Senator Heller?" Probably not the reaction organizers were seeking. It's @SenCapito, guys. pic.twitter.com/0omJAanKdX — Rob Byers (@RobByersWV) June 26, 2017
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Secret Service Fires Two Agents Over White House Fence-Jumper
by Tammy on April 14, 2017Oh, so you can work for the government *and* get fired. Who knew? It’s about time. Via NY Post. The Secret Service fired two of its agents for letting a White House fence-jumper get within steps of the president’s front door. Police arrested Jonathan Tran, 26, of California last month for climbing over a series of security gates and fences — and spending 15 minutes on White House grounds — while the Secret Service struggled to find him. Now two agents who were posted close to the breach have been fired, CNN reported, citing two unnamed law enforcement sources. The axed agents were guarding posts near the Treasury Building and the entrance to East Executive Avenue when Tran hopped a...
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Leaked Audio Reveals Anti-Trump Forces Manufacturing Hostile Town Hall
by Tammy on February 27, 2017As many, including myself, have noted since the “angry townspeople who love ObamaCare” charade began, this is a contrived, leftist game. Now we have audio. These gangs that show up at townhalls are the antithesis of Tea party. But that makes sense: the left is incapable of presenting anything organic because they stand for nothing. Daily Caller. Leaked audio from an anti-Trump protest group meeting reveals activists with anti-Trump group Indivisible plotting how to best manufacture a hostile environment at a town hall with Republican Sen. Bill Cassidy in Breaux Bridge, Louisiana on Friday. The audio, obtained by local radio station KPEL, reveals a coordinated effort to create the public impression that Cassidy’s support for Trump is unpopular with his...
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Video) New DNC Chair Perez Botches Acceptance Speech: You Will Always Have Your — My — Your Ear
by Shifra on February 26, 2017Hey, great job, DNC! Via American Mirror. ….Tom Perez — a member of the government class and most recently Barack Obama’s Labor Secretary — gave a bizarre speech about why we wanted to lead the party. In an apparent attempt to connect with average Americans, Perez said he worked his way through college “on the back of a trash truck picking up golf balls,” while adding, “Should have used a helmet.”…. “I’ve learned that good leaders are great listeners. You will always have my ear and I will always have your back. “Let me repeat that: You will always have your — my — your ear, and I will always have my — I will always your back!” He then...
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Biden on Future Leaders of Democrat Party: Obama, Pelosi, Schumer… and Me
by Shifra on December 12, 2016The Democrats have such amazing insight into the nature of their November 8 defeat…said no one, ever. Via The Hill. President Obama, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), incoming Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) and Joe Biden are the future leaders of the Democratic Party, the vice president said Sunday. Biden acknowledged that the Democrats have had a hard time finding a direction after Hillary Clinton lost last month’s president election to Donald Trump. “Well, like after every presidential election where the party loses, there is no single leader,” Biden said on CNN’s “State of the Union.”…. Biden also said he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. “I’m really not,” he said. “I think 2018 is going to be a...