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Obviously these scientists have never been to my part of town.

Bizarre Gender-Bender Bugs Baffle Scientists

Scientists have discovered a real gender-bender of a bug, a species in which most females impersonate males. Past research had already revealed the male bugs possessed fake female genitalia.

“We ended up uncovering a hotbed of deception,” said evolutionary biologist Klaus Reinhardt at the University of Sheffield in England. “Nothing like this exists anywhere else in the animal kingdom.” […]

“We had to work in containment suits with full-faced respirators in sweltering temperatures for hours at end,” Reinhardt said.

Sex among bat bugs (as with bed bugs) is violent. During copulation, males of these species pierce the abdomens of their mates with their genitals and ejaculate directly into their blood. The researchers originally set out to investigate bat bugs in the hopes of shedding light on “one of nature’s strangest phenomena — why males had female genitalia,” Reinhardt said.

Stay away from my nuts!The Tiny Gay Squirrel says: “They already found out why females had fake male genitalia–it makes their girlfriends happy.”

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  1. MitchM says:

    Obviously they’ve never been to the Commercial Center in Vegas where I work. Probably a third of the businesses are “alternative”. You do not assume anyone in that area is actually what they appear to be at first glance. Can be quite entertaining trying to guess. At night the place is overrun with tranny hookers. I feel bad for them, none seem very happy. Some are downright vicious and of course there is the ever present crack problem associated with that lifestyle. I tend to show up for work after sunrise or with my hand on my .45. To each their own but it can be mind boggling.

  2. gritster says:

    I love the gay squirrel.

  3. Trinity says:

    ROFL!!!!!!
    “”We ended up uncovering a hotbed of deception,” said evolutionary biologist Klaus Reinhardt at the University of Sheffield in England.”

    Our scientific community at work..LOL!!

  4. ltlme says:

    That’s too funny!!!!!!
    As for Tiny Gay Squirrel’s comment- Nothing I could possible write would top you’re statement!!!!

  5. Sean H. says:

    Wonder what group provided the Grant for this important research.

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