Fluff from Maynard

I’m done with intelligent commentary. The election is upon us. No more thinking. The time has come for cheap shots and militant music. Today we shall drive the customary silver stake into the collective orifice of those rotten malicious lunatics that are burying our children in debt and ripping our beloved country to shreds.

Also, here’s a public service announcement, in case you missed it. You know that national tensions have been high. Political rancor threatens to take a violent turn. The election boards have moved to keep potential combatants at a distance, thus minimizing the likelihood of a flashpoint. Here’s the plan. Republicans will vote normally on Tuesday. Democrats should go to their assigned polling stations on Wednesday. Please spread the word.

Finally, a blueprint for action from the man we know affectionately as “Bob”. Have you met Bob yet? If not, fasten your seatbelts.

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  1. tamcat says:

    Excellent Maynard. Really enjoyed the video’s. 🙂

  2. TheresaMC says:

    Love Bob, All his rants are excellent. In less than 2 mins. he said it all!!! Thanks for posting…gotta share now!!!!

    Thanks Maynard for posting these!!!1

  3. morecowbell says:

    Thank you Maynard… Bob is perfect.. I am still laughing; the comments on YouTube under his videos are priceless

  4. ladykrystyna says:

    I love BOB! He sounds like the male version of ME! 😀

    So let’s not forget what BOB said: Hold the newly elected officials feet to the fire, keep our hands on their necks so that they know that when they come up for re-election, they will be booted out if they have not complied with WE THE PEOPLE.

    They work for US!

  5. sandyl says:

    Maynard, one word: Awesome!! Thanks.

    (oh and I want some “Bobjuice” too)

  6. MaccabeeMaven says:

    Bob sums it up nicely. I’ll have what he’s having.

  7. eMVeeH says:

    ‘Just luv “drinking with Bob.” I first heard his, um, take on things during the anti-Ground Zero mosque protests.
    TheresaMC’s right. You learn more in a few minutes with Bob than with a panel of talking-head elitists.

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