Your mission, should you decide to accept it is…CAPTION THIS!
(Thanks Maynard 🙂
**Bumped Up: Okay everyone, I realize I didn’t put a time limit on this but it’s been up a while, and no comments today so the entries on this Caption This! are now closed. A winner will be announced Saturday night at 5pm PT:) Thank you all for your fabulous entries, and if you haven’t read them yet now is the time!
I’ll have to think of a caption later but my first response is to Maynard “Dang” that is freaking hysterical!!! You owe me a new keyboard, I spewed an adult beverage on mine!
“Why can’t I find a golf course?”
“Since he chose not to get behind us — we chose to get behind him!” =)
kbartram:
best one I’ve read (out of 40 posts).
good going!
Thank you! 😉
On Twitter, @whitneypitcher had this great idea & it’s too good not to post. Full credit goes to her.
After the animated clip, this pic should pop up: http://bit.ly/fZmwiT
I got you in my sights now O-bozo!
That would be a perfect caption, ancientwarrior! Looks like it could also be a useful ad for Palin 2012 : )
“I wanted those tanks to be running on green energy by now!”
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“Holy crap! I think Palin’s the gunner!”
“Damn that Ray LaHood! He said this new trike would be better than the Chevy Volt!”
“Pedal faster, you schmuck! Per Gov. Brewer’s request for help from the fed, we have been ordered by President Palin to escort all illegals to the border, and you will not enter Arizona again – or else! And for chrissake, quit crying like Boehner!”
“Come here you little motherf*cker!”
NANCY!!!
“I know my cojenos are supposed to hurt from this seat and this bumpy ride…But whaaaaaaa…I don’t have any”…..
Okay..so I can’t spell…cojones…I fish on the Conejos River…It’s all so damn confusing! 🙂
“AHHHHHHHHH…Barney Frank is driving the Tank”….
“HUGO….KIM JUNG…HU…I gave you everything you wanted…HELP ME!!!”
“Damnit Michelle, this new exercise program is extreme!! I am not an Overweight Child….yet”…
Okay..I could seriously play here all night..must get some work done…
Thanks Maynard and Tammy….I love it! Keep them coming kids!
IMDb
North By Northwest (2008)
A hapless
New York advertising executiveChicago community organizer is mistaken for agovernment agentPresident bya group of foreign spies52% of the voters and is pursued across the country while he looks for a way tosurviveavoid the big elbow of Karma from real patriots.FIFY
rick
This never happened to my mentor Mao!!!
I SAID: “PLAY ‘HAIL TO THE CHIEF,'” NOT ‘NAIL THE CHIEF’ !!!
Like it
Like it alot Shifra!
“Damn those Republicans and their stupid budget cuts! This was suppposed to be a one hundred car motorcade!!!”
“AHHH!!! All I said was “Drastric Military Budget Cuts”..”remind me to add this road to my Shovel Ready Projects list”…
I haven’t thought of a caption yet but as I watched it, the theme from ‘The Benny Hill Show’ started ‘playing’ in my mind…
That is SUCH a WOOFAW jimmer! Benny Hill Theme
Thanks! Oh and thanks for linking the song!
“DON’T TREAD OVER ME!”…
Waaaa, give me a break, I’m pedaling as fast as I can.
“OK, OK, I’ll repeal ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.’ Stop shooting!!!”
“I Said… I “Hope” you “Change” my diaper..Not “Hope” and “Change” America….damn LSM”….
“This movie coming soon to the 2012 Republican National Convention”.
Tank Commander to the Tank Driver….
“Driiiiiiiiiiiive Louiiiiiiise!
Couldn’t help that Thelma and Louise quote…It just came out natural like…
http://southgeek.blogspot.com/
Michelle!! Bill!! Somebody, anybody, help me!
QUIT DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY…. ” where’s my daddy, bill clinton. waaaaaaaa,”
Awwwwww FEET, please don’t fail me now !!!!!!!!!!
Ok, ok, I DO still need training wheels…..help me Bubba. Hellllp meeee!!!
Tanks for the memories.
“You guys aren’t playing fair!”
I KNEW THE U S MARINE CORPS WOULD SAVE US IN THE END. SEMPER FI.
Thumbs Up!
Caught this on my Patriot App!
I guess that should read: Caught this with my Patriot App rather than on?
Just can’t keep up with the technology-speak. LOL
What’s that you’re chasing Colonel Bruce?
Well now Sarge, don’t ask don’t tell!
LOL!
good one!
“Please, Michelle, I’m soooorrrrryyy! That dress does NOT make your butt look fat!!!”
“I think Bill liked holding the press conference a little too much. Stop chasing me, Bubba!”
I want my MAOmmy!!!!
Urkel: “This is the tanks I get!”
Witty, I like it.
Waaaaa! First, with the club and the fish. Then Rudolph and the rifle, now she has a Tank??
Tough month for little Mr Poopie Pants.
Another fine mess you got me into George Bush ! 😮
Getting a fat lip playing basketball didn’t prove his machismo to the military. So, Obummer tried another way.
Here kitty kitty!
“But I don’t WANT to be a roadside bomb detector!”
“Mooooooocheeeeelle!”
Da**!… can’t…reach…Blackberry…Uncle Geooooooorrrrrge…Van…Rahm…SOMEBODEEEEEE!”
“Call Bill — he’ll know what to do!”
Dang, they took my clinging to their guns and religion comment more seriously than I thought!!!!
Rules for Radicals: No. 1 – Peddle fast. Peddle very fast.
“That’s right Sir, HQ says for the safety of the local population to follow him at a safe distance until he runs out of gas.”
the Tick is Tankin’
I regret ignoring your request for reinforcements!!! While going to Copenhagen, being on Letterman, and waging war on Fox News….all seem so insignificant now!~
“Rodger delta one-four…… enemy acquired!”
“So who the Hell let Stan McChrystal back in the Army???”
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Wait a second…Is that Sarah Palin driving that tank?
“Sir. Pull over. We’re gonna need to see some I.D.”
Good one
“I forgot my pink helmet”…
Wait!!! I still need my training wheels!
“We ARE the ones we’ve been waiting for! The Oceans HAVE stopped rising! The Earth has begun to heal! Rainbow Unicorns will SAVE me!………..OH FU*K!……..I HATE REALITY!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU BUSH!”
Who are those guys? All I said was, I’m President Hussein.
Definitely in the top 3.
I should never have listened to Michelle and traded my unicorn for this damn tricycle.
President Palin’s Inauguration Day
all i hear looking at this is the classic raymond scott/looney tunes favorite “powerhouse”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9-7uLg-DZU
“I don’t think there’s a sense that I’ve been successful.”
I told you I will give you a pay raise! Who told you its the lowest since 1962?!
Bush did it.
How do I get back to Indonesia?
I’m Obama not Osama!!!!!!!
“Yes we can!”
“There coming to take me away..to the funny farm….”
Michelle (huff, huff), I didn’t buy any Happy Meals!
“Did I do that?”
“I thought they said making a point, not taking point!”
What is that we’re closing on Captain Bruce?
Well Sarge..don’t ask, don’t tell.. and go a bit faster.
She’s a chick with a tank and a microphone
“WTH? All I said was, ‘I’d love to be a corpseman’ “
‘…there’s no place like Kenya there’s no place like Kenya…”
Ha! Very funny
1 billion dollars worth of roaring high tech American military hardware, and the discipline and expertise to make it deadly. Awesome!
The foreboding arid Afghan landscape and its people. Formidable.
The outcome determined by a half whit half pint commie-lib jackass. Priceless!
China gets its money one way or the other