I have a tiny feeling you TAMs might have a few fun and interesting caption for this image of our esteemed President of the United States flashing the Star Trek ‘Vulcan’ salute once again making everything about himself. And despite what he thinks, he’s neither Jesus nor Spock–he’s simply a Dumb Freaking Bastard who conned his way into the White House. Not that I have an opinion. Pictured with him is Nichelle Nichols of the Star Trek series who tweeted this gem when she met the Dumb Bastard. Folks, don’t get me wrong–I’m a Star Trek fan and this does give me a certain amount of comfort–perhaps some day (like November 7th) he will find himself in a galaxy far, far away.
Some of my favorite Spock quotes which are more than apropos for our current situation:
“Without followers, evil cannot spread.”
Star Trek: The Original Series, “And The Children Shall Lead”
“Insufficient facts always invite danger.”
Star Trek: The Original Series, “Space Seed”
and…
“It is curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want.”
Star Trek: The Original Series, “Errand of Mercy”
Have fun!
caption: Obama “Live long & prosper, but it has to be my way, my logic.”
“The needs of The One outweigh the needs of We the People.”
“Die soon and fester.”
See my earlier post on Obama the Vulcan.
We sure know that his pinch disables the American economy.
We know that he feels no pity or remorse when others suffer because of his decisions.
He is a half-breed.
Just as Spock was raised by a human mother, Amanda, who loves him, he identifies with his Vulcan father, Sarek, who didn’t like him; Obama was raised by his white Grandparents, who loves him, but identifies with his black father, who dumped him.
Obama does have many similarities with Spock, doesn’t he?
I wanted to be Capt. Kirk, but no the rascist New York-Hollywood types (euphemism) wouldn’t let me, I had to be the emotionless one. Well now, Who’s your daddy, Who’s your daddy?
Not to be nitpicky, but “in a galaxy far, far away” was from “Star Wars”.
Caption: “Those dilithium crystals are too harmful for the environment. You need to run the Enterprise on algae.”
I’ve never been able to get past the fact that Obama is basically Tuvok from Voyager and have always been surprised others don’t make the same comparison. Besides the obvious similarities in appearance, mannerisms, attitude, they are both emotionless, incompetent men in charge of security. He’s actually ruined that character for me whenever I watch Voyager, even though I was never a fan of him.
Caption:
Only One Earthling is pictured, and it’s not in the cheap business suit with the sh** eating grin.
Favorite Spock Quotes:
Spock: I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.-This Side of Paradise
Spock: After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.-Amok Time
Spock: What does it mean, ‘exact change’? -The Voyage Home
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The real leader here is Nichelle. Her place in history as TV’s first credible black woman character, first kiss with a white man, is secure, no matter how many dumbasses she poses with for a photo. BOob’s place in history is secure as well–to the utter humiliation of the black community.
Well said, Green Lantern. I am happy for Nichelle. It doesn’t matter that Thing-1 is as alien as the planets her character visited. The lady has class, even when posing with an …
Great points, greenlantern, great points.
“If I had a son, he would look like Spock.”
Ha ha, good one Shifra.
After the next election when I’m more flexible, my new first lady will be Uhura.
“To boldly go where no dumb bastard has gone before…”
Can’t top this one from gretch68.
That’s for sure….
He’s gone where nobody but, a DEB (Dumb Evil Bastard) would go
Should you accept this mission, the outcome will be: “Reality & Science Fiction will be one & the same.”
“The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one”
Actual Spock quote… Check out Spock’s death on youtube if you haven’t seen it yet, although I don’t think Obama shares Spock’s sentiment when he says “I have been, and always shall be, your friend” when it comes to us little people.
I cringe. I can’t caption this, but it reminds me of an episode of Doctor Who where the top officials in London have been taken over by alien beings. Where is the Doctor when we need him to rip off the false human front and reveal the alien green slimy things for what they really are!!
Ooh, that episode was awesome! And instead of people, Obama is eating only our freedom.
“Live long and let others pay”
Date: November 7, 2012; Place: The Lincoln Bedroom; Occasion: The Dumb Evil Bastard and the Vile Evil B-witch just received their eviction notice!…the DEB: “But Mooch it is not logical!” the VEB (With her mouth full): “Barack,(pause to lick fingers) Schweetie, (slurp) they will never (nom nom nom) Live Long and Proshper without ush! (Gulp) BTW, can you passh me da ribsh?(Burp, Belch)(nom nom nom)”!
Hilarious, Kat!
OH! This salute means “Live Long and Prosper”? Then what’s the one for “May the odds be in your favor, you dumbasses who voted for me!”?
“Solidarity with Spock, I have no feelings”
In perfect Obama disconnect, Barry says “Nanu Nanu.”
“Everything I know, I learned from TV. And communists.”
“Foooled Yooou ! ! ! . . .no wait, that was Spaceballs.”
“Well, I am a success in a fictional alternate universe…”
Whose grandmother is this, and why is she here?
Obama would fit perfectly in the Abrams-verse!!
“How long do I have to hold this pose? It’s going to screw up my golf grip!”
Big Deal! So Spock does his salute with four fingers, I can do mine with just one.
Sure, I’ll cut your taxes… with these “real” scissors here! Don’t believe me? You racist tea……gr!