South Africa Mandela Memorial
The Obamas at the Mandela funeral. One of them is having a good time. The other is not.

As the rest of the nation suffers through the continued economic meltdown (no, things aren’t getting better any more than the ObamaCare website is fixed), the Jerk left his own taxpayer-funded Hawaiian paradise vacation, with daughters in tow. Left behind was his wife, supposedly as “part of her birthday present;” a first First Lady who chose a national project geared toward shaming America’s children, taking federal Food Stamp money to do it.

Apparently, setting this nation on fire hasn’t brought the Obamas closer together, so we’re told The Jerk is giving her a “birthday present” of allowing her to stay in Hawaii without her family. Weird. Most American families prefer to spend important personal days with their family, but not this couple. Nope, for Michelle she prefers to spend an important personal day with… Oprah! Let’s be honest, Michelle is not staying behind as a birthday present; she stayed behind because she’s finally had enough of what it’s like to live with a guy who is so malignantly narcissistic, so self-involved, he doesn’t even notice when he embarrasses his wife in front of the world.

The first thing I noted when they left for their Hawaiian vacay was the fact that they actually flew out together. In previous vacations to Hawaii and other locations, MichAck (or BarElle? Haven’t decided on their couple name yet…) tend to fly separately. It’s as though they can’t stand to be around each other. Unfortunately, that thrifty moment was not to last. By leaving FLOTUS in Hawaii that means we’re on the hook for an additional 10 hour flight from Hawaii at a cost of $180,000 an hour. So about $1.8 million dollars, for the flight alone. She requires, of course, Secret Service and her staff of–what is it these days–50? The final bill will likely be kept in the “Transparency” office with all the other information kept from the American people. Truly, can someone call Snowden? He’s the only one these days making sure the American people are getting the information owed us. After all, I think it’s important to know when the government is acting unconstitutionally or even criminally. I know, I’m so old-fashioned!

The National Enquirer has a few more details on what they think is going on. It involved Michelle having had enough of the jerk she’s married to. Welcome to the club, honey. But here’s the problem: Obama is a maniac specifically because no one in his life or in politics has held him to account for anything. So the Democrat Party created a menace and his wife gave him cover. They all deserve what they get. Our job is to keep the mess from harming this country any further.

“I’ve had enough!” Furious first lady Michelle Obama hurled those fight­ing words at her husband after he publicly humiliated her by flirting with a leggy blonde foreign leader at South African icon Nelson Mandela’s memorial ser­vice, sources say.

In a bombshell world exclusive, The ENQUIRER has learned that in the wake of the mortifying incident, Presi­dent Barack Obama and his wife are now sleeping in separate White House bedrooms.

Sources say an enraged Michelle is also preparing to boot her hubby of 21 years out of their ritzy Chicago home – and seriously discussing divorce.

“The smart money says the marriage is doomed,” said a close source.

“Barack and Michelle have had a rocky go for years and mainly stayed together for their daughters and his political career.

“But now Michelle is mad AS hell. She feels violated in front of the whole world, and screamed at him, ‘I’ve had enough!’

“She’s met with divorce lawyers and told Barack that she wants a life apart from him.”

An Oval Office insider added: “Mi­chelle will stay in the White House for the rest of Barack’s term for ap­pearances’ sake, but she made it clear they’ll be leading separate lives.

I’m all for divorce when necessary. In the political world it’s called “impeachment.”

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  1. Shifra says:

    OMG! I recall someone saying, a few years back, that the Obamas would split after they left the WH. Let’s see, who was it? Wait, I’m thinking…. Hmmm.

    Oh! *Now* I remember:

    TAMMY predicted this, several years ago.

    Tammy’s other O prediction? Barack HUSSEIN will “come out” as a Muslim after leaving the WH.

    Stay tuned, TAMS 🙂

  2. pamelarice says:

    I vote for MichAck, an appropriate sound. They both disgust me…Too bad about a possible divorce: two people never deserved each other more :/

  3. Shifra says:

    But.. but…


    “This guy’s done everything right. He’s raised his family right…. Everything he’s done is as clean as a whistle. He’s not only never broken any law–he’s never done anything wrong. He’s the perfect father. The perfect husband. The perfect American.”

    pamelarice, I also like the sound of MichAck. Although the way things are going with his Regime, I think “AAACCCKKK!” also works 🙂

    • ancientwrrior says:

      Shifra, to me he’s just Brryyyyuuuuuccccckkkkkyy. Mooochy must not have any self respect being hooked up with this ambulating dung pile. (Yuckkk).

  4. Kitten says:

    I don’t doubt it one bit. These two have been faking it for years…loving couple my arse.

  5. MaryVal says:

    But but but…. who gets the Katherine Hepburn mansion then? If the story is true, watch the Mooshelle Luxury Vacations increase in number, length, and frequency.

  6. Rob_W says:

    “That damn fool drags me all the way over here for this crap when I could be on vacation somewhere else.”

  7. Alain41 says:

    I prefer MoochBar. AckHele seems appropriate also.

  8. WalkStar says:

    The Enquirer is surprisingly accurate about these buzzings. Remember the Breck Girl’s escapades and sneaking off to see his mistress and own baby girl — captured on film through a hotel window? All while his wife was succumbing to cancer …

  9. WalkStar says:

    Mooch Hell and Bare Ahlgh (spitting sound)

  10. SoCalGal says:

    Everybody thought the Clinton’s would split too after their years in the White House. Didn’t happen obviously. These two will probably stay together for the same reason the Clinton’s have, power.

  11. idaho_karen says:

    Everything so is covered up by BHO and Mooch, that this will be anybody’s guess.

  12. LucyLadley says:

    Caption: First Lady is irritated at her husband’s behavior at a funeral.

    Sorry TAMs, I know my caption is not entertaining, but this photo just seems so cut & dry to what the facial expressions are showing.

  13. Sailing_J says:

    Go sleeveless. Drink mimosas. Talk about income inequality with Oprah. #GetTalking

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