I have a tiny feeling there may be lots of fabulous captions (or comments 🙂 for this piece of Dumb Bastard work. Have at it 😉
Make. It. Stop.
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FAQs
“Look. In this book I have super powers. No Teleprompter”
ROFL-MAO!!! <— play on theme!
“Here’s a photo of me, kids!” 😉
Where are the faux Greek columns??? Urkel needs to sue the illustrator of the book!!!
LOL!
Dr Seuss wrote a new book?
Does this ass make my podium look big?
399 chat points to TammyChicago!!! That’s HOT!!!
may I add another 399 chat points? TammyChicago nailed it!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Excellent TammyChicago! Its a winner for me, and allow me to add another 399 points.
“Children, This is the story of a magical teleprompter who destroys the world.”
I like this one
..saw this image somewhere on the InterWebTubes a couple days ago. Truly thought it was just a photoshop gag and moved right past it; otherwise would have paid attention and enjoyed the huge malignant-narcissist-flavored WOOFAW that I am experiencing now!
“MY EARS ARE THIS BIG”
good one!
Look at me, look at me, look at me—-please look at me.
“Did I do tha’at?”
“Yes children, if you play your cards right and choose your friends carefully, you too could even become the president.”
“Now let me be clear… I was never this excited about a puppy.”
Pre election Obama
“under my policy of a pet and tax system, the price of dog food would necessarily skyrocket.”
Old Spice Man
“look at the man in this picture, now look at me, now back the picture, now back to me. Is your daddy as cool as me? no, but can he appear to be? Yes… Pass this bill… blah blah blah”
The Usual Suspects
“Do you know who the F___ I am!!!? Do you know who the F___ I am!!???”
“Each one of you owes the government thirty-four thousand dollars.”
LOL! he he:):)
Throwing these against the wall to see what sticks:
“That loose change on the floor I’m looking at?…It’s mine!”
“That’s right kids, steal your parents checks and make them out to Barry Soetoro, using those big numbers I told you about…and don’t forget…lotsa zeros”
“It’s True! People DO look like Ants from up here…”
(What is the caricature proclaiming?…’A Puppy!!!’? I can’t read it) Anyone?
posted 10/7 1123pm Texans for [Fill in the Blank] Time.
he he, Texans for Piper time! She wanted mommy to run;) She’s the best!!! The future will be secure! Release the Piper!
yes it says A Puppy!!!!
You’re so vain, you probably think this book is about you. ~ Sung like Carly Simon
♥
“Say you like this or I’ll report you to Attack Watch!”
attaaaaaack waaaaatch! He he this never gets old;) love it!
Is it live, or is it Memorex?
“Pay attention every one. This story is very important since it’s about ME, and there WILL be a quiz.”
“No, it says “a puppy!!!”,not “Messianic Complex!”…..oh…you weren’t reading that….”
or
“It’s Bush’s fault this book is so lame!”
“Obama meets with advisors to discuss campaign strategies”
This is my submission, but TammyChicago takes the win for me!
Urkel: “Any questions?”
Children: “What’s wrong with you?”
Love it. 🙂
“Always remember kids, you too can be president if you can tell lies this big!”
“How about this picture on billboards across America”
“You kids should be impressed, here I am in living color.”
Tell your mommies & daddies I want this much of their paychecks !
“Obama proposes new bill to Congress: A Puppy for every pot; goes well with peas. Urges them to Pass this Bill.”
“Now let me be clear. I’m going to get you and your little puppy too.”
Edit: “Now let me be clear. I’m going to tax you and your little puppy too.”
The word for today is ‘narcissist’. A narcissist is a person who thinks about himself more than he thinks about President Obama.
LOL Pat! They are undoubtedly changing Webster’s Dictionary as we speak, and re-classifying this as a psychiatric condition. Treatment available through “therapy” camps and paid for by Obamacare!
Obama Cash for everyone!!!
“…and then as I raised my arms, the oceans stopped rising, and the planet began to heal!”
Hey kids, look what’s in the dictionary under “pathological narcissistic personality disorder!”
Look at this picture kids, I’m shining in the light because I’m so great.
“Woo-hoo! Sarah’s not running and I’m a shoe-in!”.
God, he’s an ahole.
“and if you yell “a puppy”, they won’t notice the 200 dead Mexicans from fast and furious laying in a pile THIS big.”
too soon?
rick
🙂
“Obama unveils his latest book, The Audacity of Poop: A Smelly Tail; Ayers denies any connection.”
LOL!
And now boys and girls, for my next book, I”ll be reading from “Green Eggs and Halal Turkey Ham”.
There are a million of them!!
Obama to SS: What? a nuclear missile just hit Israel? I told you to only bother me with something important. I’m energizing my base right now.
“And the Socialist-Monster has a puppy and an ego THIS BIG”
Sorry, but they just keep writing themselves:
“I pledge today that I will give every kid whose parents vote for me…a PUPPY!!!!!”
“So remember, Republicans are selfish bad people, who don’t like kids. Now if they’d only PASS MY BILL, the government will give all you kids (turns page)… a puppy!”
“Uhhhhhhh…okay, who wee-wee’d?”
Hello Kids – see the picture? Can you say “dumb bastard”? I bet you can!
can you kids move so that I can read the teleprompter about this book?
My plan for you little ones is that affordable housing in the future will mean a room at the YMCA! It will come with a puppy! Come on sing and dance with me kids! ‘Young man, there’s no need to feel down…’
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Look, kids. See the clown popping out of the box?
Looks like jerk in the box.
Okay kids, which is bigger,my a$$ or this lying book.
And under my Crayola Redistribution Plan, all you poor kids with the sixteen-crayon packs are gonna get extra ones from all the evil rich kids with the sixty-four crayon packs !
Shifra, I was always jealous of the ‘evil rich kids’ that had those 64 packs because they had that fancy, hi-tech, built-in crayon sharpener.
dennisl59, me too!!!
My mother tried to convince me that the 64 pack was “a waste of money.” (One of her favorite expressions, but my parents lived through the Great Depression, so what could I do?) But I *really* wanted that 64-crayon box (with the flesh, peach, and three-kinds-of-blue colors !)
But here’s the thing: My envy of the rich kids with the 64-crayon box motivated me to get an education and work, so that I could afford that big box of crayons.
Hey kids, this book, with my picture in it, is just a little token for all the bills I’m leaving for you, your children and grandchildren. Oh and BTW you’ll be paying for this book too.
Others have left fab captions. I just have some observations:
How completely pathetic and vain on every level to read a book about YOURSELF as the leader of the free world in front of school children! Isn’t that what dictators do? Will there be an Obama salute next? Reagan would have shuddered at the notion of doing this, methinks.
And does this book illustration harken back to the worst stereotypical potraits of blacks imaginable, or what? The wide, goofy grin and the flashing white teeth? He might as well be a vaudeville actor in black face! I would think Obama would have a prob with this…What happened to the dignity of his office?
reagan felt compelled to wear a suit as POTUS. urkel sometimes wears a tie, can’t keep his feet of the furniture and could not spell dignity if you spotted him all seven letters.
rick
“The illustrators didn’t really capture my awesomeness — I’ll just have to stick my face out in front of the book until we get an edition with a giant hole that I can put my head through.”
“I wonder if I could just turn my head and squeeze in a little kiss without the kids noticing.”
“I remember the day I got a puppy. I was so excited that I named it after myself.”
I just want to say, I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I, really do love me.
No, that doesn’t mean, that I’m a lap dog, for Soros. Who said that.
Who asks tougher questions at my press conferences, the New York Times or a puppy ?
Do, re, Me, Meee, Meeee, Meeee, Meeeeeeeeee!!
“Now kids, you never want another one of these in the whitehouse”