Maynard’s Tea Party Bumper Sticker

by Maynard on July 4, 2009

A succinct expression of our situation. But would I dare put it on my car?

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  1. Sam Joe says:
    July 4, 2009 at 04:58

    Here’s 3 signs I’d proudly carry to any Tea Party:

    1.
    Obamanomics:
    Trickle Up Poverty (not an original)

    2.
    2 BIG
    2 FIAL (misspelling intentional)

    3.
    50% Bitter
    50% Clingy
    100% American.

  2. Pangborn says:
    July 4, 2009 at 06:22

    Can it be possible that Man reached his apogee, his acme with Einstein and that we are now on the slippery slope of a precipitous, de-evolutionary freefall back down into the muck and the mire of our knuckle-dragging savagery? There is no clearer indication that the sign is nigh than the vicious, vile and blood-thirsty pack mentality of an elite media, nastily prowling alongside a suicidal national party, pouncing upon a solitary Alaskan mother struggling to safeguard her young. And where are the so-called civilized men, those pretending to uphold the sacred values she has trumpeted and made manifest who will bravely step forward and scatter these ravening predators that have sought to devour her and her helpless children?

  3. 1GOPkid says:
    July 4, 2009 at 08:07

    BRILLIANT!….I live in Chicago, and I would LOVE to put that bumper sticker on my car! I have never been so disappointed in Pres. Bush that I would say anything bad about him online. While I don’t think he was a great president, he was a very good president, and he was not afraid to make decisions quickly when it matter to the safety and security of America. For that I will FOREVER be grateful to him. GOD BLESS GEORGE W. BUSH!!

  4. Kelly says:
    July 4, 2009 at 11:41

    I love it, Maynard, but my SUV would be keyed within an inch of its life here in the People’s Republic of San Francisco.

  5. lreimers says:
    July 4, 2009 at 13:31

    That’s the one benefit of driving an OLD car, besides not worrying about hail storms. I would love to put that sticker on my ’91 Corolla!

  6. jgm219 says:
    July 4, 2009 at 13:36

    Tammy, you should lay off of Hello Kitty. Unlike Erckle, she leads Stump Village successfully and in doing so has way more executive experience. Also, when ever Bad Batz-maru gets out of line she’s not afraid to put him back in his place! She’s quite the fiesty kitty! lol My five year old girl actually told me that Hello Kitty is tougher than Obama and she watches A LOT of Hello Kitty! If anything Obama’s like Sylvester the Cat. He stutters a lot and is ineffective in getting anything done. Thanks for everything you do, Tammy and kick much butt in Tuscon!

  7. thierry says:
    July 4, 2009 at 15:39

    lately i often find myself thinking either the sentiments of the bumper sticker- not that i ever thought ombamarama was a genius but he’s either stupider than bush ( who seemed like a nice enough guy and everyday people, actually, but not a deep thinker shall we say)- or that obama’s actions and tone deafness make him a malignant devious arrogant narcissist who would destroy an entire country because it doesn’t do what he wants it to. lord knows he seems to have practiced for the PR role and not the actual nuts and bolts position of president. lord knows he was shined on his whole life like some little prince and i know he must have painstakingly listened to every malcolm x speech he could get his greedy little paws on- his speech cadence and tonality is exactly the same. but brother malcolm was his own man- and i am not so sure about urkel who i think will be proven to be a puppet used through his native narcissism .

    but seeing how i live in the most liberal city in the most liberal state on the east coast where they still have those stupid ‘scrub the shrub’ and’ W’ with an x through it stickers all over their “Prii”( Priuses?) and seeing that their insane liberal rage at anyone who doesn’t agree with them is their most distinguishing feature, i have to show restraint. i have 2 bumper stickers no one amid all these great minds floating about seems to get. ” the tyranny of cats is better than the justice of mice” and ” the audacity of fluff” (the latter with 2 head shots of my uber fluffy cats- a himalayan and an all black maine coon cat). i get asked nearly everyday about them because i think they sense they might need to be offended but don’t get it so don’t want to appear stupid. snort. i never explain it to them.

    oh- and i have it on good authority that hello kitty is a lesbian. my cats told me .

  8. jerocat says:
    July 4, 2009 at 18:48

    Ignorance and intelligence do sometime manifest in the same being. Intelligence being one’s ability to process data. Ignorance being a measure of how much correct or appropriate data one has acquired.

    Based on that I would say that Barry Soetoro (aka BHO) is, like B.J. Clinton, politically intelligent but is also most supremely and catastrophically ignorant.

  9. Laura says:
    July 7, 2009 at 16:34

    You should have seen what I had on my car: “All senate Democrats need to be exterminated.”
    I di d not want my windows smashed or tires slashed…I would actually rather have it printed on a t-shirt.

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