A post by Maynard
Space aliens, sensing Obama’s weakness, have hijacked the Voyager 2 spacecraft.
Voyager 2 was launched in 1977. It went on an amazing grand tour of the outer planets, visiting Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune. It is currently 92 times as far away from the Sun as the Earth is, and more than twice as far from the Sun as Pluto. It’s drifting endlessly outwards, carrying a multicultural golden record that the space aliens will need an old record player to listen to.
NASA continues to maintain radio contact with the two Voyager craft. Take a moment to think about the difficulty of transmitting and receiving from a tiny object more than 8 billion miles away. It’s done with huge dishes like the ones at Goldstone.
The NASA report on mysterious transmissions from Voyager 2 omits any mention of space aliens.
Some of you will recall the plot of the first Star Trek movie, in which Earth is menaced by a Voyager spacecraft that has been updated by space aliens. Unfortunately, since Obama has junked the Enterprise (to pay for health care for illegal terrestrial aliens) and court-martialed Captain Kirk (for giving Khan a wedgie), the government has no resources to counter the threat. We can only hope the invading space aliens get fed a poisoned hotdog by an alert Times Square vendor, and thus succumb to food poisoning.