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If I only had some 3D glasses.
Where did my other ball go?
Damn. I thought Michelle would buy the, “not tonight, honey, my lip hurts” excuse!
I hope this little girl sitting next to me doesn’t pop me right in the lip.
Even with a split lip, still beats working…
I hate my life.
“Man, when I’m finished with this President crap – I’m gonna be a pro basketball Czar”!
“My head is filled with as much air as that ball”..
God I hate this country… I wonder if there are any interesting conferences I can attend somewhere.
“Photo courtesy of James Carville. Ball courtesy of Hillary Clinton”
“I can be better than any of the NBA stars. Look how great a president I am” ..
Mmmmm…. pie.
What is the difference between the basketball and Obamy’s head? Nothing, both are full of hot air!
“I wish I had TOTUS..so I could be told what I should be thinking”…
“Which has more bounce…that ball or MOOchelle’s backside…hmmmm”…
I like that one. 🙂
Ouch! lol
Let me be clear, uh uh uh,, keep destroying, america, the economy, and dang michelle for hitting me in the mouth.
“New words I learned today…ball, dog, cat, apple, car, boat, plane..”
Awww the cocaine is starting to kick in.
The electorate knocked me down and sidelined my presidency. No wait, I was smashed in the face and sidelined from the game. No wait, aren’t they the same? So confused, Totus, where are you?
“That come is balling at my face”…
ROFLMAO!!! Love it!
“Sidelined by 12 stitches……………I blame Bush! Again!”
I wanna play too. But Momma Michelle told me I couldn’t… or she’d fatten my OTHER lip.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Option #1: “Oh…There’s where the ‘right’ one went.”
Option #2: “Damn that’s big…I’m jealous…I sure hope Michelle doesn’t see it.”
Theme song from The Twilight Zone: Doooo dooo dooo do. Doooo dooo dooo do. Doooo dooo doo do. “President Palin. President Palin. President Palin.”
“President’ns hard.”
I wonder what *that* Tammy Bruce will have to say about me on her next podcast?
“I like to watch TV.”
W*O*W ~ I COULD’a HAD a V8
Oh my…, it cannot be possible? That I’m the President of the USA? Please someone knock me again!
I wonder if that’s what Sarah Palin means by “cajones?”
“I wonder if Sarah Palin’s a good basketball player?”
1. “look at all these losers”
2. “umm what else can I do to g d America?”
I’m so stupid
“BE THE BALL”….YEAH!…
Did I remember to wipe?
#2 Hmm, I wonder what MY ear would look like on my arm… http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/26/artinfo-body-mod-as-art_n_788682.html#s192546
Washington really is a town of sharp elbows.
“Oh, that? That’s just a ball I know from my neighborhood………”
“Collective salvation” is to salvation, as “Mafia family”, is to family.
Following his apple in front of a man’s face painting, Magritte realized that painting a basketball in front of Obama’s face would have no meaning.
I wonder what the palm reader meant by, your 2012 campaign will be like a halibut.
Mary had a little lamb…..One, two, buckle my shoe….Ring around the rosies….Three, four, shut the door…London bridges falling down….Duck, duck, goose….
Need to punish Rey Decerega for messin’ up my lip. Waterboard him? Maybe seat him next to Janet Napolitano at next WH State Dinner? I’ll think of somethin’….
I shoulda been a Globetrotter. Well, at least I get to trot the globe–on the backs of taxpayers! Heh heh heh.
From The Manchurian Candidate-
“His brain has not only been washed, as they say… It has been dry cleaned. ”
“What is the matter with you? You look as if your head were going to come to a point in the next thirteen seconds.
and of course:
“Barack, why don’t you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?”
Lilly comes when you stop to call her
Lilly runs when you look away
Lilly leaves kisses on your collar
Lilly, Lilly, Lilly, Lilly, stay!
Don’t know much about history, don’t know much biology, don’t know much about a science book, don’t know much about the French I took
But I know that one and one is two….
If that basketball hits my teleprompter, I’m screwed.
Sure wish I could play professional basketball for my native Kenya!
What did Michelle mean when she said, “Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable?”
HA
If I fart exactly when the basketball hits the floor, nobody will hear it.
I thought that is what happens every time the Dumb Bastard opens his pie-hole. Maybe the press corps should bounce B-balls at every presser.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
(with apologies to Steven Wright)
“I can’t wait to see the movie they will make about me and my injury…”I Bleed in Service to My Country”…sounds like a good title..”
“Lip Service…My Struggle to Overcome Injury and Save the Nation”…
“12 Stitches, an Ice Pack and a Dream”….
“Me… mmm, mmm, mmm…”
WOOFaw!
“I hope this 2 week lip vacation cures my chapped lips..so many butts..so little time..”
“Did I remember to TiVo TLC?”
‘If I Only Had A Brain’
“Daydreams of my socialist father.”
I thought I had balls until that Sarah Palin showed up.
Where’s TOTUS? Who lost him? What do I s…a…y? Must find w…o…r…d…s!
Somebody is about to get transferred to Kabul.
“Finally, I’ve achieved the ability to levitate foreign objects! Now, to my next challenge — how to make Sarah Palin disappear!”
i THINK my head is empty enough to fit that ball between my dumbo ears
Had a dream … Sarah Palin comin’ at me with a halibut thumper!
… it was STUNNING!
Simply put the caption, “2012” on the basketball.
LOL, ya, he still doesn’t even see it coming!
2012 WOOFAW from SarahBarracuda!
I love this one! Great line, RuBegonia.
I never take my eye off the ball, America!
Why did Michele dress me as a Roman Catholic priest today?
“This was the moment when the riiise of the oceans began to slow… and the planet began to heal…I’d give my testicle to be able to hit a fall- away jumper like that… We are the one we’ve been waiting for…America, this was the moment… “
…. if those secret cables from Michelle when in Marbella, Spain are wikileaked…..what was it, “Why don’t I see boob belts? The spanish have no fashion sense”, … God, I think I responded with “ROFLMAO” when she cabled, “A trip to the oily Gulf my ass, and yea, let them eat cake” …if these get out…
57 United States to destroy, 57 United States – Slap one down, kick it to the ground – 56 United States to destroy…
Is it 57 States? Maybe Heinz’s 57 varieties? So many numbers to remember. Need to check out ketchup label next time Michelle lets me get a hamburger & fries.
“I’m the President”…
More elbow pie?
“How am I ever gonna beat Palin at this game?”
Michelle’s butt is getting really big….BAM!
“I am God…I can levitate balls…Damn I am good!”
What`d they say I`m a`spost about NKorea?
“I need a vacation.”
If Soros and Ayers can make me President I’m sure they can get me the NBA Commissioner gig!
Why does TOTUS always tell me to follow the bouncing ball?
“Look at that ball. I’m really stupid.” 😀
I thought is was supposed to be a disco ball on a stick! Rahm promised!!!
“I feel like a numbskull… Hey, isn’t that a song?”
“Hmmm, the last time my ‘wiki’ was leaking all I had to do was call a Dr.”
“Make no mistake, all I have to do is follow the bouncing ball.”
I’m trying to think, but nothing happens.
Ze Ball, boss, ze ball!
A penalty for traveling? I will have to make a new law to change that.
I should be playing in this game, I’m the best Globe-trotter!