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I don’t know exactly what Urkel is thinking, maybe nothing at all. Is something going on in there? Who knows? Do you?

Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to Caption This! I have a feeling you will not disappoint.

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  1. hsgripper says:

    If I only had some 3D glasses.

  2. dansnewplace says:

    Where did my other ball go?

  3. Right2Liberty says:

    Damn. I thought Michelle would buy the, “not tonight, honey, my lip hurts” excuse!

  4. kwilder says:

    I hope this little girl sitting next to me doesn’t pop me right in the lip.

  5. Mariachi says:

    Even with a split lip, still beats working…

  6. JLThorpe says:

    I hate my life.

  7. Palin2012 says:

    “Man, when I’m finished with this President crap – I’m gonna be a pro basketball Czar”!

  8. Crueladev says:

    “My head is filled with as much air as that ball”..

  9. kwilder says:

    God I hate this country… I wonder if there are any interesting conferences I can attend somewhere.

  10. Kaisersoze says:

    “Photo courtesy of James Carville. Ball courtesy of Hillary Clinton”

  11. Chromo says:

    “I can be better than any of the NBA stars. Look how great a president I am” ..

  12. Right2Liberty says:

    Mmmmm…. pie.

  13. ancientwrrior says:

    What is the difference between the basketball and Obamy’s head? Nothing, both are full of hot air!

  14. Crueladev says:

    “I wish I had TOTUS..so I could be told what I should be thinking”…

  15. Crueladev says:

    “Which has more bounce…that ball or MOOchelle’s backside…hmmmm”…

  16. suede123 says:

    Let me be clear, uh uh uh,, keep destroying, america, the economy, and dang michelle for hitting me in the mouth.

  17. Crueladev says:

    “New words I learned today…ball, dog, cat, apple, car, boat, plane..”

  18. lord-ruler says:

    Awww the cocaine is starting to kick in.

  19. animalfarm says:

    The electorate knocked me down and sidelined my presidency. No wait, I was smashed in the face and sidelined from the game. No wait, aren’t they the same? So confused, Totus, where are you?

  20. Crueladev says:

    “That come is balling at my face”…

  21. IslandLibertarian says:

    “Sidelined by 12 stitches……………I blame Bush! Again!”

  22. Right2Liberty says:

    I wanna play too. But Momma Michelle told me I couldn’t… or she’d fatten my OTHER lip.

  23. imacat says:

    Nature abhors a vacuum.

  24. Gordon says:

    Option #1: “Oh…There’s where the ‘right’ one went.”
    Option #2: “Damn that’s big…I’m jealous…I sure hope Michelle doesn’t see it.”

  25. ffigtree says:

    Theme song from The Twilight Zone: Doooo dooo dooo do. Doooo dooo dooo do. Doooo dooo doo do. “President Palin. President Palin. President Palin.”

  26. ffigtree says:

    “President’ns hard.”

  27. jimmer says:

    I wonder what *that* Tammy Bruce will have to say about me on her next podcast?

  28. JLThorpe says:

    “I like to watch TV.”

  29. RuBegonia says:

    W*O*W ~ I COULD’a HAD a V8

  30. Jackytc says:

    Oh my…, it cannot be possible? That I’m the President of the USA? Please someone knock me again!

  31. scmtnsgirl says:

    I wonder if that’s what Sarah Palin means by “cajones?”

  32. bassace46 says:

    “I wonder if Sarah Palin’s a good basketball player?”

  33. Nativevoice says:

    1. “look at all these losers”
    2. “umm what else can I do to g d America?”

  34. Joel267 says:

    I’m so stupid

  35. rlepage10 says:

    “BE THE BALL”….YEAH!…

  36. TAM2010 says:

    Did I remember to wipe?

  37. Pat_S says:

    Washington really is a town of sharp elbows.

  38. IslandLibertarian says:

    “Oh, that? That’s just a ball I know from my neighborhood………”

  39. varmint says:

    “Collective salvation” is to salvation, as “Mafia family”, is to family.

  40. Alain41 says:

    Following his apple in front of a man’s face painting, Magritte realized that painting a basketball in front of Obama’s face would have no meaning.

  41. Alain41 says:

    I wonder what the palm reader meant by, your 2012 campaign will be like a halibut.

  42. Teri says:

    Mary had a little lamb…..One, two, buckle my shoe….Ring around the rosies….Three, four, shut the door…London bridges falling down….Duck, duck, goose….

  43. Shifra says:

    Need to punish Rey Decerega for messin’ up my lip. Waterboard him? Maybe seat him next to Janet Napolitano at next WH State Dinner? I’ll think of somethin’….

  44. MaccabeeMaven says:

    I shoulda been a Globetrotter. Well, at least I get to trot the globe–on the backs of taxpayers! Heh heh heh.

  45. BarbaraM says:

    From The Manchurian Candidate-
    “His brain has not only been washed, as they say… It has been dry cleaned. ”

    “What is the matter with you? You look as if your head were going to come to a point in the next thirteen seconds.

    and of course:
    “Barack, why don’t you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?”

  46. morecowbell says:

    Lilly comes when you stop to call her
    Lilly runs when you look away
    Lilly leaves kisses on your collar
    Lilly, Lilly, Lilly, Lilly, stay!

  47. Shifra says:

    Don’t know much about history, don’t know much biology, don’t know much about a science book, don’t know much about the French I took
    But I know that one and one is two….

  48. dickbrodie says:

    If that basketball hits my teleprompter, I’m screwed.

  49. dickbrodie says:

    Sure wish I could play professional basketball for my native Kenya!

  50. Shifra says:

    What did Michelle mean when she said, “Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable?”

  51. dickbrodie says:

    If I fart exactly when the basketball hits the floor, nobody will hear it.

    • Gordon says:

      I thought that is what happens every time the Dumb Bastard opens his pie-hole. Maybe the press corps should bounce B-balls at every presser.

  52. Shifra says:

    If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

    (with apologies to Steven Wright)

  53. Crueladev says:

    “I can’t wait to see the movie they will make about me and my injury…”I Bleed in Service to My Country”…sounds like a good title..”
    “Lip Service…My Struggle to Overcome Injury and Save the Nation”…
    “12 Stitches, an Ice Pack and a Dream”….

  54. thierry says:

    “Me… mmm, mmm, mmm…”

  55. Crueladev says:

    “I hope this 2 week lip vacation cures my chapped lips..so many butts..so little time..”

  56. LetitiaWard says:

    “Did I remember to TiVo TLC?”

  57. jimmer says:

    ‘If I Only Had A Brain’

  58. flaggman says:

    “Daydreams of my socialist father.”

  59. nightowl1111 says:

    I thought I had balls until that Sarah Palin showed up.

  60. aardvark says:

    Where’s TOTUS? Who lost him? What do I s…a…y? Must find w…o…r…d…s!
    Somebody is about to get transferred to Kabul.

  61. bluegrassriver says:

    “Finally, I’ve achieved the ability to levitate foreign objects! Now, to my next challenge — how to make Sarah Palin disappear!”

  62. ShArKy666 says:

    i THINK my head is empty enough to fit that ball between my dumbo ears

  63. oualdeaux says:

    Had a dream … Sarah Palin comin’ at me with a halibut thumper!
    … it was STUNNING!

  64. padrooga says:

    Simply put the caption, “2012” on the basketball.

  65. MaryVal says:

    I never take my eye off the ball, America!

  66. mariamcbean says:

    Why did Michele dress me as a Roman Catholic priest today?

  67. rickh says:

    “This was the moment when the riiise of the oceans began to slow… and the planet began to heal…I’d give my testicle to be able to hit a fall- away jumper like that… We are the one we’ve been waiting for…America, this was the moment… “

  68. animalfarm says:

    …. if those secret cables from Michelle when in Marbella, Spain are wikileaked…..what was it, “Why don’t I see boob belts? The spanish have no fashion sense”, … God, I think I responded with “ROFLMAO” when she cabled, “A trip to the oily Gulf my ass, and yea, let them eat cake” …if these get out…

  69. SwimnLA says:

    57 United States to destroy, 57 United States – Slap one down, kick it to the ground – 56 United States to destroy…

  70. Shifra says:

    Is it 57 States? Maybe Heinz’s 57 varieties? So many numbers to remember. Need to check out ketchup label next time Michelle lets me get a hamburger & fries.

  71. Crueladev says:

    “I’m the President”…

  72. radargeek says:

    More elbow pie?

  73. DogOnCrack says:

    “How am I ever gonna beat Palin at this game?”

  74. Tushwa says:

    Michelle’s butt is getting really big….BAM!

  75. Crueladev says:

    “I am God…I can levitate balls…Damn I am good!”

  76. Jerthebear says:

    What`d they say I`m a`spost about NKorea?

  77. Rob_W says:

    “I need a vacation.”

  78. Palin2012 says:

    If Soros and Ayers can make me President I’m sure they can get me the NBA Commissioner gig!

  79. houstongracie says:

    Why does TOTUS always tell me to follow the bouncing ball?

  80. alexw321 says:

    “Look at that ball. I’m really stupid.” 😀

  81. houstongracie says:

    I thought is was supposed to be a disco ball on a stick! Rahm promised!!!

  82. imacat says:

    “I feel like a numbskull… Hey, isn’t that a song?”

  83. jimmer says:

    “Hmmm, the last time my ‘wiki’ was leaking all I had to do was call a Dr.”

  84. Sally says:

    “Make no mistake, all I have to do is follow the bouncing ball.”

  85. Carol says:

    I’m trying to think, but nothing happens.

  86. KatieSilverSpring says:

    Ze Ball, boss, ze ball!

  87. tamcat says:

    A penalty for traveling? I will have to make a new law to change that.

  88. tamcat says:

    I should be playing in this game, I’m the best Globe-trotter!