Your job, should you decide to accept it, is Caption This latest embarrassment from Obama.

Yes, it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day which the Preezy of the United Steezy noticed more than the fact that we’re under attack in 20 countries around the world. Oh, and our four Americans in Libya are still dead.

To honor what’s really important (you know, because mourning dead diplomats or dealing with a world on fire is too irritating) Obama’s Twitter account tweeted this:

It’s not a photo shop. Obama has time to sit down for a photo with a guy dressed a a pirate but no time for the Prime Minister of Israel. Lovely.

Cant wait to see what you think is happening here 🙂

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  1. Dave says:

    Hey! I’ve got a great idea mate, Jay Carney can sit on your shoulder!

  2. strider says:

    When Hillary said she knew you I couldn’t believe it! Arrr. . . .

  3. dennisl59 says:

    He’s not talking to the ‘pirate’ he’s talking to the stuffed parrot…

    ‘So tell me Long John, why do they call you “Long John”?

    ‘With that hook, LJ, how much trouble is it to roll a fatty?’

    ‘I bet you have trouble making ballon animals, doncha?’

    ‘Is your ‘panko shrimp’ kosher?’

    ‘I never scored with chicks dressed like you in college!’

    posted 9/19 435pm Texas[Treasure Island]Time

  4. Alain41 says:

    Really, you believe in the redistribution of wealth, hate the U.S. military, and thrill to the sight of black flags flying. Me too!

  5. kwilder says:

    I do think, at a certain point, you’ve plundered enough money.

  6. gkin31 says:

    Now we pirates drink a lot, but when Hillary visited I just had to come have a talk with you about her.

  7. n9zf says:

    So tell me, since I’ve screwed up the US banks, I don’t have a place to hide my plunder. Have you had luck with the Cayman Banks?

  8. otlset says:

    “Aye me puny hearty, I’m telling ye, strapping the likes of Michelle to the mast in full view will repel any Somali pirates in the area! Harrr!”

  9. NeverSurrender says:

    Obama: Timmy, I told you never to wear this getup outside of the Treasury Department.

  10. Teri says:

    Uh, uh, Mr.Blackbeard, I was uh wondering if I can get a job swabbing the decks on your ship after they fire my ass in November.

  11. Maynard says:

    OT, but you remember what Captain Hook died of? Jock itch!

  12. Sharkbait says:

    Is that hook giving you any pain, Captain? We could have a Navy corpseman take a look at it,

  13. OGisMyName says:

    Idiot, it’s talk LIKE a pirate day not talk AT a pirate day!!!!!

  14. Maynard says:

    Obama belatedly apologizes for America’s participation in Jefferson’s illegal war against the Barbary Pirates.

  15. strider says:

    Forget that goofy pirate flag, use mine and just sail up behind them, put your nose in the air and say stuff like ‘redistribution’, ‘social justice’, ‘fair share’. On your way out stop by our media division and tell ’em that croc was a conservative.

  16. becker3312 says:

    OK, for a compaign contribution of that size, I can make you Secretary of

  17. Sharkbait says:

    If you have a treasure chest, you didn’t loot that. Someone else made that plundering happen.

  18. Alain41 says:

    Aye matey Preezy, I am the Chief Financial Officer for PayPal.

  19. Sailing_J says:

    Arrr, you’re doing it all wrong you idiot. Maybe you should go swab some decks and take a break from yer plundering….better yet, just jump of me ship….Arrr!

  20. midget says:

    Nov 6 2012 The day Obama walks the plank.

  21. aardvark says:

    Tell yer pals off East Africa to lay low till AFTER the election — then you can have at it!!

  22. Shifra says:

    Obama: “I’m interested in getting a gig like yours. Do you need to show a birth certificate or college transcripts?”

  23. Rob_W says:

    A pillager, plunderer, and purveyor of misery poses with a man dressed as a pirate.

  24. midget says:

    Dennis- I swear I didnt read breitbart, must have been telepathy-Ha

  25. geezer says:

    Pirate: I thought you were supposed to keep to the code.

    Obambarossa: First, your return to work was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a citizen for the code to apply and you’re not. And thirdly, the Constitution is more what you’d call “guidelines” than actual rules.

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