Proof of the Superiority of “Royalty”

by Tammy on April 30, 2007
Posted in: Celebrity, Just Wrong

I give you Princess Beatrice of England, the daughter of Sarah Ferguson and Prince Andrew. 18 years old and smashed. I think the eye and the ear have it.

Gimme 'nother martooni!

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  1. Kimj7157 says:
    April 30, 2007 at 10:13

    Yep. Something’s just not right. No matter how you look at it.

    What is even more disturbing (and telling) is that she chose the electric blue sparkly purse to go with that dress. Not a good sign.

  2. PeteRFNY says:
    April 30, 2007 at 12:14

    Whassa massa, ossifer? Ish only had ONE bottle of skosh…

  3. Talkin Horse says:
    April 30, 2007 at 14:36

    Too bad about that “Girls Gone Wild” promoter being in jail, because he undoubtedly could have worked this situation into another fascinating video exposé.

  4. monikagnesk says:
    April 30, 2007 at 17:26

    Starkle, Starkle little twink.
    Who the hell you are, I think.
    I’m not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am.
    Besides, I’ve only had tea martoonies.
    And anyway, I’ve got all day sober to Sunday up in.
    I fool so feelish I don’t know who’s me yet.
    But the drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

    -Courtesy of My Grammy!

  5. skh.pcola says:
    May 1, 2007 at 08:09

    I think she’s winking at me. Not that I would be enticed by a schnockered member of the royal family or anything.

  6. David Jerome says:
    May 1, 2007 at 08:10

    Geez,who’s looking at her purse :-/ She’s still strangely attractive,in a dazed kinda way 😉

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