Why he would want to surround himself with beautiful women is beyond me. None of the rest of us want to do that. Watch, the Dems will now start hiring beauty queens. Oh, wait, they don’t have any. Nevermind.
McCain camp hires beauty queen
My colleague Beth Frerking sends word that Miss South Carolina 2007 has come on board Team McCain.Ashley Zais, a recent Wofford grad, will serve as McCain’s intern coordinator at the campaign’s headquarters.
She met McCain last year when the senator gave a speech at South Carolina’s Newberry College, where her father is president. Mitchell Zais, a retired Army general, and McCain became friendly after Zais published a piece in 2006 critical of how Rumsfeld’s Pentagon had handled the war.
The younger Zais, it should be made clear, is NOT the same South Carolina beauty queen who has become a YouTube legend for her painful flub of a paegant question.
So it’s the not-dumb SC beauty queen. Whew.
Wait…wait…her father is General Zais?? As in, “Take your filthy paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” That General Zais?
Oh, wait. It’s Doctor Zaius. /Emily Litella voice/ Never mind.
Wow! All of a sudden I’m REALLY interested in politics again! Va-va-va-VOOM!
Thanks for the link!