A post by Pat

You think things are bad where you are? Look what’s happening in Michigan. This state was once a great manufacturing center. The car capital of the world. And now? The Michigan economy has gotten so bad machinery is turning to prostitution to make a living.

Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act case

A man who police said was arrested for performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum was sentenced to 90 days in jail on Wednesday and ordered to submit to drug testing. The 29-year-old man pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police said the man was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

What next? Robots lurking around Fast Eddie’s Quickie Oil Change?

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  1. artgal says:

    LMAO!!!

    I love your observations, Pat!

  2. Tink says:

    Pat, I wouldn’t put it past them. I’ve heard Robots like to slip their cell phones under the cars and take pictures of their oil pans.

  3. exDemocrat says:

    Isn’t it amazing, that Michigan could fairly quickly retain the mantle of car manufacturer to the world by:

    — knee-capping abusive unions (in league with corrupt Dem politicians)

    — getting rid of CAFE standards and getting back to market forces

    — developing ALL of our own energy resources: drill for oil, start building nuke plants, unleash shale oil reserves when economically feasible.

    Instead, we let our politicians and marxism slowly turn us into cuba.

    Our leader has not appeared…..but one is coming.

    The giant stirs…let’s roll.

  4. Padrooga says:

    Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act case…..

    Dang, ya know that’s gotta suck…

    giggle giggle.. hehe.. chuckle. snort…

  5. Shawmut says:

    Pat, this item even made the “Boston Globe”.
    It makes me want to see what is being obscured; (the State House being auctioned, the Potomac being damned for fishing, Turtle Cove properties under contract to Dubai, Chinese sublet UN Office suite to Obama Campaign, country’s largest civilian security force to be allowed to recruit on campuses).
    Can’t help it, I chase hidden agenda.
    BTW- Thanks for you note.

  6. brutepcm says:

    Watchu expec ey? Dem wolverines won’t hold still- an dey bite!
    (an ya- I’m a Michigander)

  7. snowcloud says:

    I once knew a friend who was a nurse in a NYC hospital. She used to tell stories you wouldn’t believe. She saw a guy that came in the ER with his organ severed off after he tried to do this with a vacuum. Some people are so sick, it can’t even be imagined.

  8. snowcloud says:

    brutepcm

    Are you a Michagander or a Michegoose?

    😉

  9. brutepcm says:

    Snowcloud-A few yeers back dey tried to stick us wid da “Michiganian” tag, but we all piched a fit.

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