A post by Pat
Ruining the economy? Dismantling the Constitution? Letting the world’s thugs have a field day? Is that troubling our President? No, it’s his golf swing. It must be frustrating for the most perfect human ever. He knows he should be good at it but for some reason the ball goes this way and that way. Must be Bush’s fault.
Asked What He Doesn’t Like About Himself, President Obama Cites His Golf Game
In his first interview with Russian media, President Obama was asked, “what don’t you like about yourself?”
The president responded, “I have been playing golf lately, and I don’t like my golf swing.”
Laughing, the president continued, “you probably don’t have that much golf weather in Russia, but it’s a game that I keep on thinking I should be good at, and somehow the ball goes this way and that way and never goes straight.”
Speaking about things going this way and that way, Joe Biden’s mouth broke loose today. He was interviewed by Stephanopoulos on ABC this morning. Just like a runaway mutt rampaging through the neighborhood leaving spilled garbage and trampled gardens in his wake, Joey’s mouth left a mess to clean up.
- Hinted at a harsher administration line on Iran.
- Dismisses N.K. missiles as a attention-seeking.
- Gives Israel the green light to take out Iran’s nukes.
- Said the administration misread the economy.
- Tells Iraq if there’s any more sectarian violence we are leaving.
It’s a holiday weekend. Maybe it can be cleaned up before the neighbors come home.
It is hard being PERFECT????????
I’m excited to see what the clean up job Gibbs is going to have to do come Monday morning.
It is truly amazing how two professionals like Obama and Biden do look and sound like such idiots? I am still waiting to for them to show us some integrity and substance. Please let them do something good until their term is up. Four years is a long time to waste.
why aren’t the environazis screaming like stuck pigs over this ? golf courses have a devastating environmental impact what with hogging regional water supplies( during droughts they wangle rights that allow them to keep watering their precious grasses while the rest of the community experiences shortages of water necessary for daily life not ornamental indulgences) and then poisoning them with run off chemicals, sucking up acres of land and driving out the wildlife . people who work on golf courses have a much higher risk of dying from various cancers too.
if obamarama was so concerned about the health of the nation, clean water and the environment he could begin by not playing golf instead of raping the economy and eradicating the middle class .
“…but it’s a game I keep on thinking I should be good at…”
No need to practice or hire a tutor or work to better your swing. Just believe you’re entitled to be better and it’ll be conferred upon you rather than earned.
Bullseye Pangborn.