A post by Pat
Michael Moore thinks he’s just the person to whip Obama and the Democrats into fighting shape if given the job of White House chief of staff. He’d have the President up everyday at 5 a.m.. They’d both do 100 jumping jacks and get into the right frame of mind for the fight. (Ahh, how to avoid taking cheap shots?)
Michael Moore lobbies for West Wing job
Michael Moore is pledging to whip Obama and Democrats in Congress into shape – liberal shape – if he is named the next White House chief of staff. And Moore vows to sleep in the White House basement and work for $1 per year if the president hires him.
“Now, don’t get too giddy with excitement over my offer, because you and I are going to be up at 5 in the morning, 7 days a week and I am going to get you pumped up for battle every single day,” Moore writes in a letter posted on his Web site that he said was sent to Obama. “Each morning you and I will do 100 jumping jacks and you will repeat after me: “THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ELECTED ME, NOT THE REPUBLICANS, TO RUN THE COUNTRY! I AM IN CHARGE! I WILL ORDER ALL OBSTRUCTIONISTS OUTTA MY WAY! IF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DON’T LIKE WHAT I’M DOING THEY CAN THROW MY ASS OUT IN 2012. IN THE MEANTIME, I CALL THE SHOTS ON THEIR BEHALF! NOW, CONGRESS, DROP AND GIVE ME 50!!”
Liberals are already hopping mad at the lack of progress on the liberal agenda. By now the masses should be happily waiting in long lines at a dwindling number of clinics, grateful for single payer health care. After all, we own the government and we know what’s best. Holy Lenin! You’d think Obama would know how to put together a proper politburo.
As for Michael Moore’s personal delusions, we all know he’d be more intimidating naked in the Congressional showers, but in fact would spend all his time in the White House kitchen. (I couldn’t resist.)
Michael Mooreon doing jumping jacks!?!? Well, that’s why we’ve had so many earthquakes lately!
PAT! THAT’S A VISUAL WE DIDN’T NEED!! I JUST BAZOOKA BARFED ALL OVER MY COMPUTER!!
the blob needs to be deported to cuba which has just the sort of dictatorship free of obstructionists he so admires. for all intents and purposes moore is castro and the american left’s leni riefenstahl only she was cuter and made better films.
it’s the congress that ‘calls the shots’ for the governed technically- we are a representative republic after all. the executive ranch was created to enforce the laws the people’s representatives in congress make. the court judges the legality of these laws and their meaning . this keeps a dictatorship , a king from arising and taking power even if he has a degree of consent from the governed- this is the genius of our constitution. what the f is so hard about this for people to understand?
but what am i saying- we live in a society that elected a child whom they thought was going to pay their rent and buy them stuff – people who communicate through broken english and abbreviated slang and graduate high school barely able to read.
Oops, Moore got a dictatorship confused with a constitutional republic again!
LOL!