Those damn Crazy Swedish Viking Mormons are plotting a non-plot, non-dangerous perfectly okay thing involving school buses, the children in them, and driver licenses.

In all seriousness, the following report is frightening, and indicative that the enemy is still determined to murder the most innocent among us–the children. Oh, and who would that “unnamed foreign extremist” group enemy be? Let’s name them again, shall we? It’s the Muslim Arab Male Wahabbist Islamic Extremists out there. That’s just to make the DHS warning actually worth something. You know, when you’re asked to keep an eye out, it’s kinda nice to know what it is you’re supposed to be looking for.

Especially with that group of old women from Iceland wreaking such havoc everywhere.

FBI Puts Local Officials on Notice About Extremists Trying to Sign Up to Be School Bus Drivers

WASHINGTON — The FBI has issued an “informational bulletin” to state and local officials saying to watch out for people tied to extremist groups trying to earn licenses to drive school buses.

The Associated Press reports that members of the unnamed extremist groups have succeeded in gaining the drivers licenses, but a Department of Homeland Security official told FOX News that “at this time there is no evidence that any of these individuals have got these jobs, or got hold of school buses.”
“There is no plot. There is no threat. And parents and children can feel perfectly safe,” FBI spokesman Richard Kolko told FOXNews.com…

The Department of Homeland Security official said the bulletin was sent to state and local law enforcement officials, and “some school districts have reported an increased number of foreign nationals seeking school bus driver positions and a number of other unusual events.”

The official said that, out of an abundance of caution, FBI shared the information.

Geniuses. Absolute, complete geniuses, each and every one of our boys from the FBI. Yeah, that’s exactly the time issue a nationwide warning–when there’s no plot, or threat and when everyone is perfectly safe.

At this point, it is a good idea for you to check with your own school district to find out who the school bus drivers are that they are using. Do not let the scourge of political correctness keep you from doing what’s necessary to protect your children.

Officer Barbrady contributed to this report.

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  1. Rod says:

    A few years back after the folks our liberal President called the ROP 5 years ago masacred hundred of children and their mothers; I sent a letter to the Russan Embassy. It said I thought they should hunt down the brothers, sisters, and children of the ROP members that did this vile dead and kill them. the Russians were not sure about me and seem to have spent about 6 months checking me out. Then they sent me a letter in reply thanking me for my support and advice.
    Belsan is/was real. Bush is full of sh*t! The ROP has been at war against *all* other religions for 1400 years!
    If one of my grandkids is a victim of the ROP I will shed blood!

    an old exJarhead

  2. WASHINGTON — The FBI has issued an “informational bulletin” to state and local officials saying to watch out for people tied to extremist groups trying to gain access to drive school buses.

    The Associated Press reports that members of the unnamed extremist groups have unfettered access to hazardous waste, trains, chemical depots, atomic power plants, SAC bombers and hydrogen bombs, but a Department of Homeland Security official reassured those at FOX News that “at this time there is no evidence that any of these individuals have gotten hold of any school buses.”

    [I think it’s safe to say Bile Snark has made up this ‘report’ for any of you who might be concerned. The sad thing is his point is a good one and I have to mention that this is a parody–ed.]

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