You better not touch those things!

It seems as though the worm has turned enough where there is now so much completely frightening stuff to require Sweet God No! as a regular feature on Tammy Blog. Today’s case in point:

The cover of Celine “Let them touch those things for once!” Dion’s new album. She looks like Medusa cast in a new Cirque du Soleil show. She also looks like she’s going to hurt us, and not in the nicest way.

Stay away from my nuts!The Tiny Gay Squirrel says: “Hey, leave her alone. My cousin Marty lives in that hair.

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  1. Eeyeah, Medusa is who I instantly thought of as well. That, and her leather ‘jacket’ is too small. That button is gonna snap off any minute!

  2. PeteRFNY says:

    Man, Celine Dion is an odd-looking duck. She sort of reminds me of the “Scream” mask here.

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  3. helpunderdog says:

    I hate it when I hear people say she’s really just an airbrushed has-been who pathetically weeps when criminals are arrested and not a smoldering hot, swinging sex goddess who takes chances! This is her people!

  4. Marie says:

    I thought it was the witch from the Wizard of Oz with her hair down with white pancake make-up on…

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