Because the enemies of this nation were hard at work.
You know, sometimes I look at the headlines of the day and get so disgusted I just can’t even blog about it. Then I remember what I keep telling you–don’t let the left wipe you out. So instead of sulking, here’s a post with a few of the highlights of how our Dumb Bastard-in-Chief continued to punch us in the face this weekend.
Always preferring a party as a break from setting the country on fire, Urkel decided to go to the White House Correspondents Dinner instead of going to the gulf to monitor what some say could be the worst ecological disaster in modern history. But hey, at least he sent lawyers and a “Swat Team” down there. Exactly, I suppose, what a lawyer would do. Hey, after the party, he rushed on down there. Look, the man has priorities!
Obama nibbles on a strawberry during the White House Correspondents' Association dinner
Obama jokes at correspondents dinner
And what else was happening while our Partier-in-Chief was, uh, partying? The enemies of the civlized 
world weren’t having a party, they were diligently trying to set up a massive explosion in New York’s Times Square stopped only when a street vendor noticed smoke coming from a parked SUV. The Taliban in Pakistan have taken credit for this attempt at mass murder in New York. The moral of this story? The current administration is so incompetent, so out of control, stone-age beasts from half-way around the world have found the confidence and support to operate in New York. Thanks Urkel! After all, if the President feels Amerikkka needs to be transformed, why shouldn’t the Taliban help it along?
Police Find Car Bomb in Times Square
Time Square car bomb: Cops evacuate heart of NYC after ‘potential terrorist attack’
I am wondering if CNN will will swoon as much after Urkel denigrated Sanchez and the network in general.
“Tough Room” per Leno. HuffPo notes Even Palin jokes, always a crowd pleaser, were met with a less than enthusiastic response. It was like the last floor show on the Titanic.
Pakistan Taliban ? Isn’t that a punk rock group from the 80’s ? I remember seeing them in a MTV video featuring Scott Brown’s wife… I could be wrong.
I digress.
I got nothing serious today, I’m out.
Why do Presidents waste their time attending something as silly as the White House Correspondents’ Dinner? Back in the 50’s, Eisenhower quit attending the dinners because he felt it undignified for the President of the United States to sit around for two hours and be the butt of jokes. Urkel would gain some respect in my eyes if he would skip a dinner or two and let these assclown reporters stew in their own juices. But I suppose that’s too much to ask since Urkel always has to be the corpse at every funeral.
Compulsion to confess? Courtesy of the Once this time (instead of Michelle): “I happen to know that my approval ratings are still very high in the country of my birth.”
Jurkle probably decided to go because he heard there’d be pie. mmmmm pie.
and all he got was a strawberry.
it’s like when fort hood happened and he was issuing his faux jovial shout outs instead of addressing a terrorist act upon the country’s soldiers. if W had gone to a party at anytime right after Katrina (which is apparently still going on or something) , can you imagine the screams and howls about him establishing a ‘concentration camp’ in new orleans and partying while people suffered?
hello nero, meet fiddle.
Jurkle!! LOL!!! I have a feeling you may hearing this on Tammy Radio 😉
to paraphrase elvis costello- every day i grow even more disgusted with this creep so now i just try to be amused.
that’s why i love your show- you’re so funny. if i don’t find something to keep my spirits up i’ll just cry about the state we’re in.
You know, if you take the first letters of the words on that Obumbler card that man-caused-disaster causer is holding, they spell HAC[k]. A perfect description of the godling himself, I’d say.
Obama nibbles on a strawberry and the people at time square were having a “flash back” of fear and terror.
I could say something about him and that strawberry…I will leave that to everyone’s imagination
I will say something about the guy in the mask holding the gun….Mine’s bigger