So the Dow had a mini-crash. We saw this coming this morning on the Laura show. It is, after all, Obama’s birthday, and what a perfect present from a Dumb Bastard Marxist–a mini-crash! Of course, we were told the Satan Sandwich would keep this from happening, just like how the Crap Sandwich was going to keep unemployment below 8 percent. And this new room you’re in? It’s called The Rabbit Hole.
It’s one thing to be robbed, and quite another to be taken to the cleaners by the Gang That Can’t Shoot Straight. All the more to remain vigilant, and use our increasingly absurd (and increasingly dangerous) economic situation as ammunition for your resolve to make the biggest difference possible in 2012. Stay focused, keep your powder dry, and begin to map out how you will help make it possible for us to take a beautiful nation back. We don’t know why these things happen, but never forget–someone bigger than Barack Hussein Obama is in charge, and both He and His Son will help us make up for the One Big Ass Mistake America.
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