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Harry Reid Threatens Tea Partiers With a Rifle!
by Tammy on March 31, 2010Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, upset with all that Tea Party stuff, picked up a rifle and started to shoot. It’s obvious even though he wasn’t shooting at people or anyone at all, he was probably thinking about Tea Partiers, and thinking maybe some hate (or is that a feeling??), which means, of course, this must be considered a threat. I mean, really. Rifle. Pointing. Shooting. Probably thinking. And at a time when Tea Party Patriots were in the same state doing something. Obviously, probably maybe a Hate Crime and likely a Thought-ish Crime. I mean, pulling a trigger is a violent thing to do! Did anyone check to see what he was thinking at the time? I betcha he...
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Canada Wants To “Educate” Ann Coulter
by Tammy on March 22, 2010From the ever-still Clever Troublemakers at iOwnTheWorld. Far-right pundit Ann Coulter will be in Canada this week for “a trio of speaking engagements,” including one at the University of Ottawa. In advance of her visit, a senior official at the school sent Coulter a letter warning her to use “restraint, respect and consideration” in her remarks and telling her to review the country’s hate speech and defamation laws. In the past, Coulter has bashed Canada, saying, “They’d better hope the United States doesn’t roll over one night and crush them. They are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent.” In response to the letter, Coulter writes, “I was hoping for a fruit basket, not a threat to...
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Neat Stuff You Should Know About
by Tammy on February 27, 2010Here’s some weekend linkage for you just because it all caught my “I’m at home and writing Saturday night” eye. Unless I’m clicking on linkage. Or something. Amazon: Warehouse Deals Woo hoo! 1,500 Rally at St. Louis Tea Party Coalition Anniversary Protest Toronto Raptors mascot eats a cheerleader. What happens when some guy has waaay too much time on his hands. Yea! Women win global Trivial Pursuit showdown Yeah, neat. Pieces of rare biblical manuscript reunited
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Susan Sarandon Gets Vomited On. And Likes It.
by Tammy on February 22, 2010Hmm, a liberal Obama-supporter who got vomited on and liked it. Well, that explains so much. Actually, can we get “Rose Wood” to perform at the White House? I think that’s a message we’d all like to send 😉 Transsexual cabaret performer vomits on Susan Sarandon Oscar winning actress Susan Sarandon has had a bad time of it lately. The actress recently separated from her long time partner, actor Tim Robbins. Sarandon attended the third anniversary of The Box in New York’s Lower East Side. A transsexual cabaret performer named Rose Wood engaged in projectile vomiting on stage and hit Sarandon with it. Standing nearby were Scarlett Johansson and Liev Schreiber. According to Wood it was not intended as an...
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Something in the Punch at CPAC
by Tammy on February 20, 2010Ron Paul wins the CPAC Straw Poll. Either this is a statement rejecting the establishment (which is a good thing) or something was in the punch like, as some tweeps have noted, crack or weed. I understand some of you like his economic position, but really, this is the man who said on television that the 9/11 hijackers were individuals not affiliated with anyone. That’s when the perpetual eye-roll sets in for me when I hear his name. I now predict I will quickly find out if any Paulians are TAMs. Let it roll! Ron Paul Wins Presidential Straw Poll at CPAC Ron Paul has ended Mitt Romney’s three-year run as conservatives’ favorite for president, taking 31 percent of the...
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“Biggest Dick” Unwanted in Saudi Arabia
by Tammy on February 4, 2010This is what happens when you have a country full of Little Dicks, they get all jealous. Or something. (HT Claire at SondraK). Pakistani ambassador rejected because his name is NSFW in Arabic Despite having served for years as a distinguished Pakistani diplomat, Akbar Zeb reportedly cannot receive accreditation as Pakistan’s ambassador to Saudi Arabia. The reason, apparently, has nothing to do with his credentials, and everything to do with his name — which, in Arabic, translates to “biggest dick.” According to this Arabic-language article in the Arab Times, Pakistan had previously floated Zeb’s name as ambassador to the United Arab Emirates and Bahrain, only to have him rejected for the same reason. One can only assume that submitting Zeb’s...
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Katie Couric’s Forbidden Dance of Gin
by Tammy on November 23, 2009When she’s done ambushing Sarah Palin, Gawker reveals Katie loves the Forbidden Dance of Gin. Besides dancing inappropriately in front of a little kid, Couric has indeed committed the unpardonable sin of making people not want to see women dance together. Even I may have to keep my eyes closed while I’m doing it. Dancing, that is, not humping another woman in front of a kid and co-workers. (HT conservativeBC) Katie Couric’s Forbidden Dance of Gin When CBS News anchor Katie Couric isn’t asking Sarah Palin gotcha questions, she’s doin’ Da Butt, or the Lambada, or whatever white ladies do when the Black Eyed Peas are on the sound system. More unbelievable images after the jump. UPDATE: We’ve learned that...
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Breaking: Nobel Committee Announces Another Peace Prize Winner
by Tammy on October 9, 2009**Welcome Patterico readers! And to everyone else for the increased traffic! 😉 Just FYI, for context you may also want to take a look at the post which precedes this one, I Just Opened a Box of Cracker Jack. Guess What the Prize Was? As well as my response to those deluded liberals screaming Raaaaacist! at this post When a Raccoon Is Just a Raccoon. In the meantime, if you do think this is Raaaacist!, take that as a sign that you should start spending less time on the interwebs and more time with your therapist. I’m just sayin.’**
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The Easter Bunny Gone Bad
by Tammy on April 10, 2009What is the Easter Bunny doing the other 364 days a year? Kicking ass!...
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Sweet God No! Bigfoot=Rubber Gorilla Suit
by Tammy on August 20, 2008Bummer. Bigfoot. "Global Warming." John Edwards. How much more shocking heartbreak can we take? Bigfoot Claim Exposed As Hoax Turns out Bigfoot was just a rubber suit. Two researchers on a quest to prove the existence of Bigfoot say that...
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Puppet or Alien?
by Maynard on May 30, 2008No, this is not a post about Barry, Hillary or Juan. At least I don't think it is. Video Purportedly Showing Space Aliens Shown A video purportedly showing aliens has been shown to the press, the Denver Post reports....
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It’s Groundhog Day! But It’s a Split Decision
by Maynard on February 2, 2008Punxsutawney Phil and Woody the Woodchuck have each issued their winter/spring predictions, and it's a split decision. Phil saw his shadow today which means we'll have more winter, but Woody didn't and predicts an early Spring. I will choose Woody's...
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Babe News Anchor Punches Cop
by Maynard on December 16, 2007Alycia Lane. Just watch out for the right hook. Sends cop to hospital. Which may get babe sent to jail. Babe then wishes she watched more "Bad Girls" when she had the chance. News anchor busted for punching cop...
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Adam Sandler Speedo: Sock or Nature?
by Maynard on November 14, 2007Who knew? (HT Hot Air). Compared with Daniel Craig's famous speedo shot from his Bond film (obviously all Craig), this look makes one wonder...sock or nature?...
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Bobcats and Deer May Get their Own Traffic Lane
by Maynard on October 10, 2007"Wait, do I stop on a blinking yellow and slow down for red, or was it stop for red and eat on green? Well, I better decide quick or I'll be condemned to disease, fire and the dreaded Sex...
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