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Urkel Econ Advisor Austan Goolsbee Gets the Anagram Treatment
by Tammy on January 5, 2011Promoted to the main page because someone had to it 😉 Goolsbee, aka “Chicken Little,” (or maybe that should be Unstable Goose Little) gets the Maynard Treatment. A Post by Tammy on Behalf of a Comment by Maynard Wow, the chairman of the president’s council of economic advisers is named “Austan Goolsbee”! Why do so many elite bigwigs have funny names? When a name like that comes up, there’s nothing to do but run it through an anagram generator. Here’s a few samples of what we get for this one: * Seasonable Gout * Analogous Beets * Notable Gaseous * A Unstable Goose * Beagle Anus Soot * Loose Anus Begat * Able Anus Stooge * A Tongueless Boa *...
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“He, Too, Was Surprised by the Flagrant Look of Hoity-Toity On His Face”
by Tammy on December 19, 2010When you start to look smug and arrogant you know you’re in trouble. Upon seeing this picture, he has promised, however, to rethink his attitude and get some therapy as he, too, was surprised by the flagrant look of hoity-toity on his face. As far as the guy on the left goes, he has no plans for therapy but can’t wait to jet off to Hawaii far away from those cities that need to brush up on Duck & Cover for those Improvised Nuclear Devices and, as far as he knows, no caribou or bears which seem attract chicks with laptops and books who are organizing the country through social media. Or something.
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Caption This! What *Is* Urkel Thinking?
by Tammy on December 1, 2010**Alert: Contest will end tonight at 6pm PT so don’t delay getting your caption in. UPDATE: Comments now closed! UPDATE Thursday night: Actually *two* winners have been chosen. The new pic, with winning caption, will be posted tomorrow afternoon :)** I don’t know exactly what Urkel is thinking, maybe nothing at all. Is something going on in there? Who knows? Do you? Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to Caption This! I have a feeling you will not disappoint. The winner will receive the joy of having their caption emblazoned on the pic and posted on the blog 🙂 I know, Joy. Now, 3…2…1… Go!
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Podcast: Scarborough Tells GOP to “Man Up” By Beating Up Palin
by Tammy on November 30, 2010Hey boys, bring it on! I decided to make a public podcast of my commentary on Joey Scarborough’s article in Politico today illustrating, by example, how the GOP can “man up” by beating up Sarah Palin. I encourage everyone who is considering running for president to follow Joey’s advice. Maybe someday they, too, can have their own show on MSNBC! It never ceases to amaze me the depths to which the GOP Boys will stoop. Here they tell us they should be the ones ruling the world and then use Scarborough to test run a whiny, juvenile attack on Palin. Make no mistake–this has quite a few more fingerprints on it than Scarborough’s–and those prints belong to the Bush/Romney/GOP Machine....
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Important Instructions Regarding TAM Migration
by Rachael on November 9, 2010Not Rachael, just a cute Comfort Puppy to help with the launch! **We do know there’s an issue with the iTunes RSS feed for the protected podcasts. We are working on that, in the meantime, please access the podcasts here at the blog. When it’s resolved I’ll let you know here. Plus the emails with new passwords are going out in batches so as to not overwhelm the Tammy System. It will arrive, I promise. In the meantime, I will make today’s 3rd Hour public to make up for it 🙂 So the TAMs who get their pw tonight will still get tonight’s special. ** **Tam Newbies: We are working on your access to podcasts. It seems to be the...
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Michelle Finally Figures Out How to Get Urkel To Look At Her
by Tammy on November 1, 2010(Photo: AP) That is all.
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Exclusive Video From Inside the Obama White House!
by Tammy on September 8, 2010No wonder they can’t get their act together. They’re busy avoiding chairs! And tables. And a piano. And, er, other people. (Swiped from TUA at Sondrak)
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Ewokie’s List Unleash Mama Ewoks on Palin!
by Tammy on August 17, 2010Calling all Mama Grizzlies! Ewokie’s List finally came out with their ‘attack’ on Sarah Palin. And let me just say, it’s a very sad day for Mama Ewoks. Or for people who dress up in bear suits. Is this what liberals did when they went to the, er, Coffee Parties that were so fabulously successful at energizing liberals to counter the Tea Party? Yeah, well, it gets hot in those Ewok suits! Ewokie’s List had a press conference today as I mocked noted yesterday. And they came out with a video featuring women dressed up as, well there’s really no other way to put it, Ewoks. They then warned all Ewoks and their cubs that Evil Sarah Palin wanted to...
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The Night Before the Tummy Camera
by Tammy on August 10, 2010I’ll be off the radio grid completely tomorrow (Tuesday morning) as have my followup Endoscopy, where they knock you out and send the camera-thingy down to see how things are. This after a bleeding ulcer was discovered in May. While it is slightly nerve-wracking, I must say I’m grateful I live in a time when we have the science to do this. While sending the camera down they take a look at the throat and the esophagus and that whole area (I think last time they saw a sign that said, “Warning: Won’t Shut Up,” or something), and then down into the stomach. They should be grateful that they’re not doing this while I was on the Nexium, prescribed to...
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Scoop! A New Mitt Romney Campaign Video?
by Tammy on July 18, 2010Courtesy of @TimLindell and @RichCrowther on Twitter, we finally have some insight into what drives Mitten’s “Stop Those Women Moms Grizzly Bears!” campaign panic. Now it all makes sense. After all, shouldn’t we all Know Our Limits? 😉
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Our First Caption This! Contest
by Tammy on July 5, 2010**UPDATE: Contest Closed!! No more entries will be accepted. Wow, thanks everyone! Great caption ideas 🙂 A winner will be announced on Friday!** I took a picture of Syd with her chomped down on a simple tennis ball. RuBegonia has discovered the inner chakra of the same picture, somehow channeling the real intent behind the gleam in Sydney’s eyes. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to Caption This! I have a feeling you will not disappoint. The winner will receive the joy of having their caption emblazoned on the pic and posted on the blog 🙂 I know, Joy. Now, 3…2…1… Go!
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Faye Dunaway Peels and Eats A Hard-Boiled Egg
by Tammy on July 1, 2010Yeah, that’s right. Just because.
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Obama Bingo/Live Show/Chat Room Tonight!
by Tammy on June 15, 2010**Bumped Up** Okay everyone, here’s the plan for tonight. For everyone, below is your Obama Bingo card for tonight’s “I can’t suck it up with a straw” Oval Office Blame Whine. Everyone can play along, just check off your bingo square whenever the Dumb Bastard makes mention of his favorite cliches. Many thanks to TAM Patricia Smiley for making tonight’s Bingo Card! (For easy printing, click on the bingo card and it will appear by itself in a new window). If you are not a Tammy Army member, now is the time to join! Tonight is a very special subscriber night–in addition to Obama Bingo, the 3rd hour will indeed be live starting at about 4:50pm PT on a special...
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Gaydar Has Finally Been Proven. Here Is Your Test
by Tammy on May 28, 2010Mine (gaydar, that is) is highly tuned. Could I be wrong? Sure. It’s the, oh, 3 percent of the time I’m wrong (about whatever) that makes the 97 percent of the rest of the time when I’m right about everything really, really, glorious and impressive. Hey, God made me this way. Who am I to deny the miracle of getting the gift of gaydar (and other very important super presents) from God? It’s important sometimes, like when you want a date or when you might need to point out who might be gay. Or something. Whatever. (HT JammieWearingFool) Gaydar really exists: Scientists prove gay people are more able to pick out fellow homosexuals Gay people really do have an inbuilt...