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  Vote Tomorrow Because Joe Probably Will

  by Maynard on February 4, 2008

  Here is the best I can do when it comes to trying to scare some of you into a) voting and b) voting for Romney. My guess? Odds are quite high "Joe" is not a Romniac and will very probably...

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• Babe News Anchor Punches Cop

  by Maynard on December 16, 2007

  Alycia Lane. Just watch out for the right hook. Sends cop to hospital. Which may get babe sent to jail. Babe then wishes she watched more "Bad Girls" when she had the chance. News anchor busted for punching cop...

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• Adam Sandler Speedo: Sock or Nature?

  by Maynard on November 14, 2007

  Who knew? (HT Hot Air). Compared with Daniel Craig's famous speedo shot from his Bond film (obviously all Craig), this look makes one wonder...sock or nature?...

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• I Guess Allah’s Not Happy

  by Maynard on September 30, 2007

  While we did nothing to Yemen (OBL's birth country) after the attack on the USS Cole, it's nice to see God finally got to that item on his list. Hey, he's busy. Volcanic Eruption Reported Off of Yemen A volcano...

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• Craig’s Stall Gets Extreme Makeover

  by Maynard on September 28, 2007

  Well, they had better not make it too interesting and hip because then it will look gay. Larry Craig's Restroom to See Changes MINNEAPOLIS — The infamous airport men's room where Sen. Larry Craig was arrested is getting new stall...

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• Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

  by Maynard on September 21, 2007

  Maureen McCormick. Hmmm...yep. Three words as uttered by Jan which will forever have a new meaning. Brady Bunch Star Reveals All About Lesbian Fling With TV Sister Wholesome former THE BRADY BUNCH star MAUREEN MCCORMICK is set to reveal...

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• “Asphyxia-Balling.” Hey! Get Your Minds Out of the Gutter

  by Maynard on September 17, 2007

  Yes, that's right. And we though it was just our mothers who had mastered the "smothering you to death" technique. Not so. Surprise Strategy: Bees Smother Enemies Cyprian honeybees don't smother their enemies with kindness—they just smother them to...

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• Tom and Katie Sleep in Separate Bedrooms…

  by Maynard on August 25, 2007

  Breathe Right or separate bedrooms? Apparently a tough call for Tom Cruise. Because he snores. And Angelina Jolie and I sleep in separate bedrooms because she snores. Or maybe it's because we really don't know each other. Actually, I'd...

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• Global Warming Strikes Again

  by Maynard on August 21, 2007

  God help us all. Arctic August: NYC Sets Record For Coldest Day (CBS) NEW YORK Don't forget to bundle up if you're headed out in New York City today. After all, it is August 21. The city along with the...

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• Anti-Jihad Squirrels Nabbed by Iran

  by Maynard on July 9, 2007

  After all my reporting of Jihadi Squirrels, we finally have proof that just because all Jihadi Squirrels are squirrels, does not mean all squirrels are Jihadis. Iran-US Face-Off goes Sci-Fi: Spy Squirrels and Godly UFOs According to IRNA, the...

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• Female Sharks Can Reproduce Alone

  by Tammy on May 23, 2007

  And I bet no one argues with them about it, either....

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• Squirrel Jihad Update

  by Tammy on May 11, 2007

  Squirrel Jihadist It's been ages since I've been able to bring some Squirrel Jihad news to you. Today it's a doozy. Squirrel enters S. San Jose classroom, attacks two adults and a student A squirrel bit an 11-year-old girl...

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• Knut Getting Big, Less Cute

  by Tammy on April 30, 2007

  We live in a world where extreme, coma-inducing cute is all too rare. Unless, of course, we're dealing with Choco-Cat, but even then the cuteness is tempered by, well, fakeness. Knut, on the other hand, is real, growing up and...

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• Knut to Bush: Try Saying No For Once

  by Tammy on April 17, 2007

  Knut has balls and an undisturbed bottom! Knut of Berlin has done something no other Western world leader has in this time of war: He has kept his dignity despite the efforts of others. Knut may be small and...

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• 50 MPH Over A Speed Bump Without a Bra On

  by Tammy on April 8, 2007

  Kate Beckinsale That is what would cure Kate Beckinsale of her fetish-fascination with large breasts. Now, if she were talking about wanting someone else's, I'd be kinder (and act really fast to get her phone number), but she wants...

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